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PostSubject: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime24/10/2008, 8:41 pm

Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk membuat analisis kesuburan dan jumlah kandungan sperma yang ada dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan sebuah botol lalau berkata,

"Pakcik ambil botol nie, esok datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani pakcik kat dalam botol nie ye."

Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua datang kembali bersama botol yang
diberikan oleh doktor itu semalam. Tapi doktor tu tengok takde apa pun
yang terisi kat dalam botol tu, kosong jer. Doktor tu bertanya lah kat
orang tua tu, "Apsal pakcik tak isi contoh air mani pakcik dalam botol
nie??".

Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab, "Tuan doktor, ceritanya
begini, pada mulanya tu, saya guna tangan kanan saya, tapi tak dapat
jugak. Kemudian saya gunakan plak tangan kiri, pun tak dapat jugak.
Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong. Isteri saya guna tangan kanan
pun tak dapat, tangan kiri pun tak dapat. Kemudian isteri saya pakai
mulut plak, tak dapat jugak. Pas tu dier gunakan gigi, pun tak dapat.
Susah betul, sebab kami dah habis ikhtiar, saya panggil anak perempuan
jiran sebelah rumah kami, dier pakai tangan dengan mulut jugak, pun tak
dapat-dapat jugak", terang lelaki tua tu.

"APA??? Awak mintak
tolong dari anak perempuan jiran awak..???", tanya doktor tu terkejut
beruk. Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab lagi,

"Ya., betul tuan doktor, bagaimana kuatnya kami cuba, tapi masih jugak tak dapat nak bukak TUTUP BOTOL nie!!!"...
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime26/10/2008, 9:42 am

astaga..rpanya mau buka ttp botol plak..igtkn apa ja td..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime7/11/2008, 12:11 am

cisss aku igt pcik ni trip sdh td Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime7/11/2008, 10:21 am

story yg penuh dgn debaran...hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime8/11/2008, 12:34 am

cissssss trtipu ooooo hahaha....igt len2 sdh paci 2 bt hahaha.....rupa2nya hahahaha jeng3
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime8/11/2008, 6:51 am

tertipu uda nie..hihi..botol 2 yg pyah sngt.
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime18/11/2008, 8:15 pm

adui na, tipah ttpu suda.......hahaha Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime18/11/2008, 10:42 pm

astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime20/11/2008, 9:08 am

babylie89 wrote:
astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha

tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime20/11/2008, 10:19 am

ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 11:58 am

babylie89 wrote:
ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha

mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:38 pm

under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha

tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.


grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:58 pm

under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha

mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi.

lain2 uda aku fikir nih....hahahaha Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 8:21 pm

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha

mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi.

lain2 uda aku fikir nih....hahahaha Laughing Laughing
hahahaha suma pn gi2, klu x dia ckp ending2 2 botol, confirm suma fikir len2 hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime22/11/2008, 12:49 am

under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha

mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi.

elehhh...
pura2 lg bha..
mstahil la xpkir len2 bha..
klo ko xtau ceta mna ko tau akhir ceta nie kn..
msti ko pkir len2 gakn kn tme 1st tme bca..
hahahahahha..
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime22/11/2008, 12:51 am

zhariffz wrote:
under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha

tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.


grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi

dia pura2 bha 2..
2 la dia kaC cover ja 2..
hehehhee
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime22/11/2008, 8:58 am

babylie89 wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha

tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.


grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi

dia pura2 bha 2..
2 la dia kaC cover ja 2..
hehehhee

tu la cara utk jaga ati org........hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:02 am

Sapeq Kaminari wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha

mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi.

lain2 uda aku fikir nih....hahahaha Laughing Laughing
hahahaha suma pn gi2, klu x dia ckp ending2 2 botol, confirm suma fikir len2 hahahaha


ya bah....hahaha....tapi lucuk la ni crita...bole buat org imagine lebih2 nih...haahah Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:04 am

ya btl 2..
bkin suspaen btl ceta nie..
hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 10:09 pm

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
ya bah....hahaha....tapi lucuk la ni crita...bole buat org imagine lebih2 nih...haahah Laughing Laughing



bleh buat org imagne lbh2 ka?apala knun ko imagne?sy teda imagne apapapun........hihihihihi, gdboy ba sy Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 10:12 pm

babylie89 wrote:
ya btl 2..
bkin suspaen btl ceta nie..
hehehe

suspen ka sis?ni mst suspension pkiran lari suda ni kan?pkr bkn2 suda......hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 6:47 am

nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt..
cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2..
hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:23 am

zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
ya bah....hahaha....tapi lucuk la ni crita...bole buat org imagine lebih2 nih...haahah Laughing Laughing



bleh buat org imagne lbh2 ka?apala knun ko imagne?sy teda imagne apapapun........hihihihihi, gdboy ba sy Laughing


temberang lah ko...gudboy saja... tongue tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:31 am

babylie89 wrote:
nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt..
cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2..
hehehe


uina, bgs lg kuning tu, biru tu tahap dewa suda tu........hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:35 am

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
ya bah....hahaha....tapi lucuk la ni crita...bole buat org imagine lebih2 nih...haahah Laughing Laughing



bleh buat org imagne lbh2 ka?apala knun ko imagne?sy teda imagne apapapun........hihihihihi, gdboy ba sy Laughing


temberang lah ko...gudboy saja... tongue tongue


astaga, btul ba sy ckp ni, sy gudboy..........hehehe
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