A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
Behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says,
"A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order
" That will be $9.40 please,"
and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the
man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."Again
the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The
usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That
will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I
was cleaning the
attic and found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if
I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand
in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.
"Most people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there,"
says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the
ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish
was for a tall chick with a big butt and
long legs.... who agrees with everything I say."
Lucu ehh...dpt dari e-mel
Subject: Man & Ostrich 
29/11/2008, 11:59 am
