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PostSubject: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 12:35 am

Sebuah cerita sedih, cam ni cerite nye...Pada suatu hari.. seorang
lelaki nama nya Atan (bukan nama sebenar) bercadang nak pegi beli rokok
...oleh kerana transport die cume moto jer..die pon pegilah naik moto.
Tapi mamat ni ade satu hobi.. die ni suke benor bawak moto lelaju walaupon
jarak kedai tu 100 meter jer dari umah die..maka si atan ni pon memulakan
la pejalanan untuk ke kedai. Sebelom keluar dari rumah, mak die pesan, "Atan,
bawak moto bebaik. mak rase tak sedap ati jer la" Atan pon menjawab, "ala mak ni...
Atan kan superman, takkan ader paper nyer. Lagi pon, Atan cume nak gi kedai
sebelah tu jer..kannyer jauh sgt pon". Mak die pon menjawab, "suke ati ko
lah tan..."

Kunci moto pon di pulas...vrommmmm(bunyi moto atan) dengan gaya
supermannyer Atan bergerak dari umah. Tiba tiba sampai di suatu
selekoh, seekor beruk yang entah dari mana munculnyer menyergah
Atan. Apa lagi terperanjat beruk la si Atan....maka dia hilang
kawalan ke atas moto nyer dan menyebabkan die terlanggar tiang
lampu berdekatan. maka Atan pon jatuh terpelanting.. dan tidak sedarkan diri..

Secara kebetulan seorang pakcik (boleh jadik pangkat atuk la utk
Atan) lalu di jalan tersebut..pakcik itu sungguh terkejut kerana
melihat seekor monyet sedang cube mencurik helmet si atan lalu pakcik
itu menghalau monyet tersebut. Tetapi helmet itu tidak dapat diselamatkan
kerana telah di bawa lari oleh monyet itu.

Tanpa melengah kan masa, pakcik itu pon pergi kepada Atan dan memeriksa
jantung dan nadi si Atan.."uihh nampaknye idup lagi budak ni.."tapi
alangkah terkejutnya pakcik itu apabila mendapati kepala Atan sudah
terpusing 180 darjah, makna nya dah terbalik......dan tanpa bertanya
dan berpikir ape-apa pakcik tu pon terus membetul kan semula kepala
Atan dengan menyentap balik ke 180 darjah..

Tibe-tiba pakcik itu mendapati Atan tidak bernafas lagi. Rupe-rupenye..
korang nak tau? Atan memakai jeket kulitnye terbalik. So memang la kepala
die cam pusing ke belakang. Maka dengan tidak bersalah nya Atan mati di
tangan pakcik tersebut.

Moral of the story:
"Mat Motor ......................jangan suka pakai jaket terbalik ;
"Makwe ...... cari pakwe yang ader kerete jer...
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 1:51 am

relax hahahhahhahahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 8:54 am

hahahha..
naaa trsilap uda pak cik 2..
kcian atan..
blm tba ajl nya mataiii tym eksiden bha 2..
tp ajl mataii d tgn atuk 2..
hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 9:01 am

hahaahaha, bez crita ko ni jay2, lawak.........hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 2:28 pm

kasi up lagi story best2 yg gile2....bru lah ceria idup ini...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 6:32 pm

hehehe uda selamat dari kemalangan mati plak di tangan penyelamat..huhuhu..ni monyet punya salah ni pasal dia mau tu helmet..jadi dengan sengajanya atuk tu membetulkan kepalanya..hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime15/12/2008, 10:28 pm

wahaha.. masa saya naik motor dulu pun pki jaket tebalik jg.. nasib teda beruk sergah Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime17/12/2008, 3:08 pm

uina..mslh btl pak cik 2 tau..adakh d pulasnya muka c atan 2..hihi..kn uda mati..
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babylie89 wrote:
hahahha..
naaa trsilap uda pak cik 2..
kcian atan..
blm tba ajl nya mataiii tym eksiden bha 2..
tp ajl mataii d tgn atuk 2..
hahaha

nah siapa suru pakai tebalik kan dah kena hahahha
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zhariffz wrote:
hahaahaha, bez crita ko ni jay2, lawak.........hahaha

ko sa jumpa lawak kah kikikikikik
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winner wrote:
wahaha.. masa saya naik motor dulu pun pki jaket tebalik jg.. nasib teda beruk sergah Laughing

Laughing bha jan lah ko g2 bha hehehehe
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jay-jay wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
hahaahaha, bez crita ko ni jay2, lawak.........hahaha

ko sa jumpa lawak kah kikikikikik


lawak ba........hahahaha
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zhariffz wrote:
jay-jay wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
hahaahaha, bez crita ko ni jay2, lawak.........hahaha

ko sa jumpa lawak kah kikikikikik


lawak ba........hahahaha

hahahah ui mau crita lagi???
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cian nya c atan.....
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ahahahah~ Laughing Laughing Laughing
nah mati kan pulas kepalanya~
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hahahaha paci 2 pn trip2 doc 2 napa??hahaha...mati ba hahahaha...sia2 dia mati...sngsara ehhhh...
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime8/1/2009, 12:35 am

cian c atan
mati katak d sbbkn atuk dia huhu
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Wand wrote:
cian c atan
mati katak d sbbkn atuk dia huhu

pengajaran 2 hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime14/1/2009, 6:14 pm

erk..

moral of the story yg mahal...

"Makwe ...... cari pakwe yang ader kerete jer..."


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kekekekek lawak..lawak... geek
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haha... good story bro...
aku tidak minat bwa motor pn... tapi ketwa tak henti-2 aku baca... haha...
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PostSubject: Re: crita sedih pasal mat moto   crita sedih pasal mat moto Icon_minitime31/1/2009, 10:07 am

hua3 lawak2 kikikikik
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