Just for Fun k..

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.


Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.


Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.


Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.


Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark
, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.