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nadhir JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 32 location : kudat-tuaran-kk Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com Tag ID: : SFC 04303 Points : 11869 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 159
| Subject: cerita haru biru.... 26/4/2009, 2:46 pm | |
| Cerita haru biru..heheDalam kelas, cikgu tadika tanya soalan, "Ada 3 ekor burung di atas pokok. Seekor ditembak pemburu, berapa ekor lagi tinggal di atas pokok?" Adik Mat angkat tangan dan jawab, "Kosong cikgu". "Kenapa kosong Mat?" tanya cikgu. "Sebab 2 ekor lagi tu mesti laa terbang lari cikgu." "Salah! Jawapannya tentulah 2 Mat, 3 tolak 1 sama dengan 2. Tapi cikgu suka cara kamu berfikir". Sehabis kelas, Cikgu belanja Adik Mat makan aiskrim. Adik Mat tetiba bertanya, "Cikgu, ada 3 orang perempuan makan aiskrim. Satu tu style telan semua sekaligus, satu lagi gigit sikit2, dan satu lagi jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis. Cuma satu je antara tiga tu yang dah kawin, yang mana satu cikgu?" Tergamam cikgu dengan soalan Adik Mat. Cuba berlagak neutral cikgu menjawab, "Yang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis tu kot". "Salah cikgu, yang pakai cincin kahwin laa yang dah kahwin. Tapi takpe, saya suka cara cikgu berfikir" hehehe... -------------------- |
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Wand MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : menggatal,kk Tag ID: : SFC 03526 Points : 13030 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 3262
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 27/4/2009, 10:48 pm | |
| wakakaka...otak kuning pnya ckgu |
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Girl JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : Kota Kinabalu Points : 11682 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 150
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 29/4/2009, 1:00 pm | |
| knpa la smua story brsngkut paut dgn wrna kuning sj tiada wrna lain ke?...hehe...kesian engkau kuning... |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15221 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 29/4/2009, 11:36 pm | |
| hahahahah...ebatnya bah murid tur...kecik2 suda pandai mengasi kena cikgunya...mati la akalu besar suda..gerenti antara 2 jak..kalau berjaya..dia jadi prof berkaitan sains...kalau gagal..gerenti jadi perogol bersiri tur... |
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dea_les@co FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : penampang Tag ID: : SFC 03000 Points : 12023 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 65
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 30/4/2009, 9:50 pm | |
| terrer.... betul budak adik mat ni..memang konform cikgu dia ni otak kuning ... |
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14623 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 26/5/2009, 3:40 pm | |
| syok juga cite ni...... bijak...bijak... |
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yiez patzi SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04738 Points : 12470 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 886
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 28/5/2009, 10:47 am | |
| alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula |
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Liah CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 46 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04179 Points : 12894 Reputation : 15 Number of posts : 1258
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BaByBlaCk SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD Tag ID: : SFC 05018 Points : 13829 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 2298
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:14 pm | |
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mnaz REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : tuaran-sipitang Tag ID: : SFC 05636 Points : 11813 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 403
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:36 pm | |
| bagusnya cerita ko nie.... |
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14623 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:40 pm | |
| - yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu.... tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru.... |
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yiez patzi SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04738 Points : 12470 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 886
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14623 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 4/6/2009, 2:34 pm | |
| - yiez patzi wrote:
- LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu.... tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru.... o ya ka?? otak biru.. x padan la. kasi padan saja ba.... nanti kalau ada cite haru kuning baru kita simpan otak kuning... jgn marah.... |
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nadhir JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 32 location : kudat-tuaran-kk Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com Tag ID: : SFC 04303 Points : 11869 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 159
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 5/6/2009, 2:34 pm | |
| - LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu.... tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru.... o ya ka?? otak biru.. x padan la. kasi padan saja ba.... nanti kalau ada cite haru kuning baru kita simpan otak kuning... jgn marah.... bah nanti aku buat..... |
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ShUfFlE BoYz SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 28 location : Labuan - Miri Tag ID: : sfc 05259 Points : 12237 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 786
| Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 21/6/2009, 3:46 pm | |
| lain jua dia punya cigu ni |
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