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nadhir
JUNIOR
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Age : 32
location : kudat-tuaran-kk
Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com
Tag ID: : SFC 04303
Points : 11855
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 159
 |  Subject: cerita haru biru....  26/4/2009, 2:46 pm | |
| Cerita haru biru..heheDalam kelas, cikgu tadika tanya soalan, "Ada 3 ekor burung di atas pokok. Seekor ditembak pemburu, berapa ekor lagi tinggal di atas pokok?" Adik Mat angkat tangan dan jawab, "Kosong cikgu". "Kenapa kosong Mat?" tanya cikgu. "Sebab 2 ekor lagi tu mesti laa terbang lari cikgu." "Salah! Jawapannya tentulah 2 Mat, 3 tolak 1 sama dengan 2. Tapi cikgu suka cara kamu berfikir". Sehabis kelas, Cikgu belanja Adik Mat makan aiskrim. Adik Mat tetiba bertanya, "Cikgu, ada 3 orang perempuan makan aiskrim. Satu tu style telan semua sekaligus, satu lagi gigit sikit2, dan satu lagi jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis. Cuma satu je antara tiga tu yang dah kawin, yang mana satu cikgu?" Tergamam cikgu dengan soalan Adik Mat. Cuba berlagak neutral cikgu menjawab, "Yang jilat keliling dulu dan kulum aiskrim sampai habis tu kot". "Salah cikgu, yang pakai cincin kahwin laa yang dah kahwin. Tapi takpe, saya suka cara cikgu berfikir" hehehe...  -------------------- |
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Wand
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : menggatal,kk
Tag ID: : SFC 03526
Points : 13016
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 3262
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 27/4/2009, 10:48 pm | |
| wakakaka...otak kuning pnya ckgu |
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Girl
JUNIOR
Age : 43
location : Kota Kinabalu
Points : 11668
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 150
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 29/4/2009, 1:00 pm | |
| knpa la smua story brsngkut paut dgn wrna kuning sj tiada wrna lain ke?...hehe...kesian engkau kuning... |
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siotto
WEBMASTER
Countries/State :
Age : 44
location : Kudat - Lahad Datu
Tag ID: : SFC 02605
Points : 15207
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3274
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 29/4/2009, 11:36 pm | |
| hahahahah...ebatnya bah murid tur...kecik2 suda pandai mengasi kena cikgunya...mati la akalu besar suda..gerenti antara 2 jak..kalau berjaya..dia jadi prof berkaitan sains...kalau gagal..gerenti jadi perogol bersiri tur... |
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dea_les@co
FRESHIE
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : penampang
Tag ID: : SFC 03000
Points : 12009
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 65
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 30/4/2009, 9:50 pm | |
| terrer.... betul budak adik mat ni..memang konform cikgu dia ni otak kuning ... |
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usman
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14609
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 26/5/2009, 3:40 pm | |
| syok juga cite ni......
bijak...bijak... |
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yiez patzi
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : kota kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04738
Points : 12456
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 886
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 28/5/2009, 10:47 am | |
| alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula  |
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Liah
CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 46
location : kota kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04179
Points : 12880
Reputation : 15
Number of posts : 1258
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BaByBlaCk
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 38
location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD
Tag ID: : SFC 05018
Points : 13815
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 2298
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:14 pm | |
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mnaz
REGULAR
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : tuaran-sipitang
Tag ID: : SFC 05636
Points : 11799
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 403
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:36 pm | |
| bagusnya cerita ko nie....  |
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usman
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14609
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 3/6/2009, 4:40 pm | |
| - yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu.... tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru.... |
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yiez patzi
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : kota kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04738
Points : 12456
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 886
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usman
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14609
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 4/6/2009, 2:34 pm | |
| - yiez patzi wrote:
- LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu....
tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru....
o ya ka??
otak biru.. x padan la.  kasi padan saja ba.... nanti kalau ada cite haru kuning baru kita simpan otak kuning... jgn marah.... |
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nadhir
JUNIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 32
location : kudat-tuaran-kk
Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com
Tag ID: : SFC 04303
Points : 11855
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 159
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 5/6/2009, 2:34 pm | |
| - LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- LB1529 wrote:
- yiez patzi wrote:
- alala cikgu tu otak kuning pula
bukan kuning tu....
tapi kaler biru coz cite ni haru biru....
o ya ka??
otak biru.. x padan la.
kasi padan saja ba....
nanti kalau ada cite haru kuning baru kita simpan otak kuning...
jgn marah.... bah nanti aku buat..... |
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ShUfFlE BoYz
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 28
location : Labuan - Miri
Tag ID: : sfc 05259
Points : 12223
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 786
| | Subject: Re: cerita haru biru.... 21/6/2009, 3:46 pm | |
| lain jua dia punya cigu ni |
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