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zhariffz
ELITE
Countries/State : 
Age : 35
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04040
Points : 12679
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3450
 |  Subject: Dialog Dua Hantu....=)  18/11/2008, 8:10 pm | |
| Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya, "Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?" "Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi. "Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah. "Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B. "Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu. "Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.." "Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang." "So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?" tanya Hantu B penuh minat. "Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun... Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan. Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata, "Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.  |
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Wand
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : menggatal,kk
Tag ID: : SFC 03526
Points : 12908
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 3262
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 18/11/2008, 10:20 pm | |
| kakaka  muahahaha muahahahahahaha caya la broo!! mmg lawak aku baca ni crita  |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 18/11/2008, 10:31 pm | |
| ble thn ceta nie ah..
lwk giler n best plk dbca eh.. |
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Sapeq Kaminari
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 36
location : Beaufort-Kekuro-Pimping-K.K-Keningau
Tag ID: : SFC03784
Points : 12477
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 1953
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 1:38 am | |
| hahahaha sdhhh btemu sdh diahantu (klu manusia diaorang)..... ba settle d alam len la dorg hahahaha....   |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12944
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 3:20 pm | |
| na bjumpa lg durg tym mati uda..hihi.. |
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an1727
REGULAR
Age : 36
location : KSKB Kuching Sarawak
Tag ID: : SFC01816
Points : 12329
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 328
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 3:30 pm | |
| bah..apa lagi sttle la.... hahaha....lawak tul.... |
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zhariffz
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04040
Points : 12679
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3450
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 7:07 pm | |
| klu mau settle pun dlm dunia hantu, grenti x mati punya tu, sbb klu hantu mati jd apa?haha.....  |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 8:53 pm | |
| nda la aq tau pa jd ngan hntu mati nie..
mgkn lnyp trz rohnya 2..
hehehehe |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12944
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 11:46 pm | |
| mmg bdamai ja bha durg 2 sbb brada d alm yg sma uda jga..hihi. |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 19/11/2008, 11:48 pm | |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12944
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 12:07 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- hrp2 la kn..
hahahaha ko tlg c damai durg lh bha..hihi. |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 12:48 am | |
| klo aq mgkn mkin drg x dmai 2..
mkin tmbh perang drg 2..
hehehehe |
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zhariffz
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04040
Points : 12679
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3450
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 1:36 am | |
| uina, grenti x bleh kena kasi damai dorg ni, hantu A mst nak bls dendam ni, kana sula la c hantu B ni oleh c A........hahaha |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12944
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 9:10 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- klo aq mgkn mkin drg x dmai 2..
mkin tmbh perang drg 2..
hehehehe sbb dua2 mau ko kli 2 jga.  |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 10:17 am | |
| ya ble dkatakn jgk..
datz y msti lelaki gak yg kaC stop 2..
or pundan yg mo kaC stop 2..
hehehehe |
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zhariffz
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04040
Points : 12679
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3450
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 20/11/2008, 8:29 pm | |
| - under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- klo aq mgkn mkin drg x dmai 2..
mkin tmbh perang drg 2..
hehehehe
sbb dua2 mau ko kli 2 jga. ya, mgkin jgtu..........abisla klu antu suda suka.......hahaha |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12944
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 21/11/2008, 10:51 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- ya ble dkatakn jgk..
datz y msti lelaki gak yg kaC stop 2..
or pundan yg mo kaC stop 2..
hehehehe law pundan ssh lg skit 2..hihi.. |
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M!$z D3v!L
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 35
location : kay kay
Tag ID: : SFC 04114
Points : 12257
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 1451
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 24/11/2008, 2:57 pm | |
| - under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- ya ble dkatakn jgk..
datz y msti lelaki gak yg kaC stop 2..
or pundan yg mo kaC stop 2..
hehehehe
law pundan ssh lg skit 2..hihi.. ala bro,kasi senang saja bha...hihihih |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 25/11/2008, 7:05 am | |
| pundan sng bha kaC stop..
kali drg brgnding bahu g kaC kna 2 pundan..
hehehehe |
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M!$z D3v!L
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : kay kay
Tag ID: : SFC 04114
Points : 12257
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 1451
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 25/11/2008, 9:25 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- pundan sng bha kaC stop..
kali drg brgnding bahu g kaC kna 2 pundan..
hehehehe lagik best tuh....bole buat crita baru lagik..masuk ni story section...hehehehe  |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 12086
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 25/11/2008, 8:35 pm | |
| bha pa lg meh kta bt ceta 2..
hehehehe |
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M!$z D3v!L
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : kay kay
Tag ID: : SFC 04114
Points : 12257
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 1451
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 26/11/2008, 8:25 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- bha pa lg meh kta bt ceta 2..
hehehehe mari....siapa yang mo join club dipersilakan...hahahha |
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csilusz
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : Tambunan-lahad datu
Tag ID: : SFC 03201
Points : 11890
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 1494
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 26/11/2008, 1:32 pm | |
| adedede buat lawak lg antu nih... mungkin hidup lagi tp samurai terbenam d leher hahaha... sanggup bini buat cam tu emmmmmmmmm |
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zhariffz
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04040
Points : 12679
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3450
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 26/11/2008, 8:17 pm | |
| - csilusz wrote:
- adedede buat lawak lg antu nih... mungkin hidup lagi tp samurai terbenam d leher hahaha... sanggup bini buat cam tu emmmmmmmmm
hahaha, hantu vs hantu, hantu jg yg mnang, tp xtau siapa yg mati, sbb dua2 da mati jg ni........heheheh |
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M!$z D3v!L
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : kay kay
Tag ID: : SFC 04114
Points : 12257
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 1451
| | Subject: Re: Dialog Dua Hantu....=) 27/11/2008, 7:44 am | |
| - csilusz wrote:
- adedede buat lawak lg antu nih... mungkin hidup lagi tp samurai terbenam d leher hahaha... sanggup bini buat cam tu emmmmmmmmm
apa bole buat lah cik abang....hehehehe |
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