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nadhir
JUNIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 32
location : kudat-tuaran-kk
Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com
Tag ID: : SFC 04303
Points : 11871
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 159
 |  Subject: Pak cik tua vs polis....  5/6/2009, 3:42 pm | |
| Seorang pak cik tua dari Merbok, Kedah baru saja lulus lesen menunggang motosikal. Menurut undang-undang, Pelekat "P" hendaklah digantung pada motosikal bagi yang baru lulus lesen motor. Suatu hari ketika menuggang dia telah terserempak dengan polis yang membuat sekatan.
Polis : "P" mana pak cik?
Pak Cik : Pi Alorq Starq. (Dengan muka konfiden)
Polis : Pak cik nak berguran pula yea, "P" mana?
Pak Cik : Aku nak pi Alorq Starq. (Dia dah mula naik angin)
Polis : Amboi, main-main pula pak cik ni, ni saya tanya ni pak cik, mana "P"?
Pak Cik : Aku dah habarq tak sat Alorq Starq , hang tak dengarq ka? Apa hang ingat aku tak tau ka jalan ni nak pi Alorq Starq. Mentang-mentang hang pakai unipom polis tu janganlah nak pelekeh orang tua cam aku ni.
Polis : Nak pi...pi lah.....
Pak Cik : Hah, tu kan senang, yang dok tanya banyak-banyak tu pasai apa, saja cari pasai!!! |
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missheroin
JUNIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 36
location : KeyKey To Keningau-Land Below The Wind
Tag ID: : SFC 06442
Points : 11559
Reputation : 4
Number of posts : 220
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 5/6/2009, 3:55 pm | |
| hehehehe lawak la pakcik tu... ni kompom tak de gigi nya tu kkan wakakakaka :p
BILA KITA LAHIR KE DUNIA KITA MENANGIS DAN IBU
BAPA KITA TERSENYUM, DAN SAMPAI KE SUATU SAAT APABILA KITA MENINGGALKAN
DUNIA KITA TERSENYUM DAN IBU BAPA KITA MENANGIS..... <<< renung2 kannnnnnn
by,
DD ^_^
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yiez patzi
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : kota kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 04738
Points : 12472
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 886
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 9:17 am | |
| adeeii,... mesti polis tu rasa bengang teramt sgt.  |
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madee
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 45
location : KB - Labuan - Tenom
Tag ID: : sFc 04528
Points : 20365
Reputation : 26
Number of posts : 8968
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 9:19 am | |
| hehehe....mmg kurang sikit tu pkcik...  |
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bod_supersperm
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 43
location : kota kinabalu sabah
Tag ID: : SFC 03551
Points : 14161
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 2276
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 7:38 pm | |
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napster
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 40
location : KLIA (hometown papar)
Tag ID: : SFC 03920
Points : 17616
Reputation : 116
Number of posts : 6364
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 17/6/2009, 10:23 am | |
| hahaha... loghat org utara ni... awat la polis tu benggap sangat.. kan senang sebut sticker P je...  |
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wiramaroon
REGULAR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : Selangor
Tag ID: : SFC00231
Points : 12839
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 411
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 18/6/2009, 5:22 am | |
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iss4f3k
JUNIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 37
location : kudat
Tag ID: : iss4f3k
Points : 11562
Reputation : 4
Number of posts : 178
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 18/6/2009, 9:28 am | |
| Hahahahahaha Lawak jer!!!! |
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G-Schizow
CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 34
location : Keningau
Tag ID: : SFC 04892
Points : 12699
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 1170
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 20/6/2009, 9:06 am | |
| itulah caranya nak lepas saman...wakakaakak |
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baby_puteranaga2
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 34
location : W.P Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 05324
Points : 17998
Reputation : 16
Number of posts : 6512
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 20/6/2009, 9:25 am | |
| hhahhaa memng bengang la tue polis ma itu pak cik... ... |
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ShUfFlE BoYz
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 28
location : Labuan - Miri
Tag ID: : sfc 05259
Points : 12239
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 786
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 21/6/2009, 2:59 pm | |
| e2 pulis pun pgi layan buat apa :cantek: |
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apex_4545
SENIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 37
location : kuching-simunjan-puta
Tag ID: : SFC05604
Points : 12272
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 838
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 11:25 am | |
| wei,kalau aku jd polis tue,pasti aku bangang....
tak bleh harap btol org tua ni,hehe.... |
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BaByBlaCk
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 38
location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD
Tag ID: : SFC 05018
Points : 13831
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 2298
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 3:33 pm | |
| adehhh tu polis pun x gtaw detail pa yg dia maw.. |
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General PG
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : Cowboi Town mariiiii...
Tag ID: : SFC 05958
Points : 12429
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 1024
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 5:55 pm | |
| Ne bukan masalah komunikasi.. ne la masalah bahasa banyak versi.. |
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tanakwagu
FRESHIE
Countries/State :
Age : 51
location : sabah
Points : 11548
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 32
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 29/6/2009, 10:13 pm | |
| kalau cakap Sticker P, entah apa lagi pakcik tu jawab. tp aku sokong pakcik tu sebab kenyataan polis tu tak lengkap. |
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NiSmO
FRESHIE
Age : 43
location : MaLaYsIa
Tag ID: : SFC 03954
Points : 11775
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 72
| | Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 29/6/2009, 11:48 pm | |
| bah.memang tu loghat utara.aku kalau balik ke kampung mama ku memang guna ayat yang sama..contohnya...HANG NAK P MANA?(kau mau ke mana?)hehehe..this is unique of malaysia.variety. |
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