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nadhir JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 32 location : kudat-tuaran-kk Website : www.sagaiswaraclub.com Tag ID: : SFC 04303 Points : 11855 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 159
| Subject: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 5/6/2009, 3:42 pm | |
| Seorang pak cik tua dari Merbok, Kedah baru saja lulus lesen menunggang motosikal. Menurut undang-undang, Pelekat "P" hendaklah digantung pada motosikal bagi yang baru lulus lesen motor. Suatu hari ketika menuggang dia telah terserempak dengan polis yang membuat sekatan.
Polis : "P" mana pak cik? Pak Cik : Pi Alorq Starq. (Dengan muka konfiden) Polis : Pak cik nak berguran pula yea, "P" mana? Pak Cik : Aku nak pi Alorq Starq. (Dia dah mula naik angin) Polis : Amboi, main-main pula pak cik ni, ni saya tanya ni pak cik, mana "P"? Pak Cik : Aku dah habarq tak sat Alorq Starq , hang tak dengarq ka? Apa hang ingat aku tak tau ka jalan ni nak pi Alorq Starq. Mentang-mentang hang pakai unipom polis tu janganlah nak pelekeh orang tua cam aku ni. Polis : Nak pi...pi lah..... Pak Cik : Hah, tu kan senang, yang dok tanya banyak-banyak tu pasai apa, saja cari pasai!!! |
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missheroin JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : KeyKey To Keningau-Land Below The Wind Tag ID: : SFC 06442 Points : 11543 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 220
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 5/6/2009, 3:55 pm | |
| hehehehe lawak la pakcik tu... ni kompom tak de gigi nya tu kkan wakakakaka :p
BILA KITA LAHIR KE DUNIA KITA MENANGIS DAN IBU BAPA KITA TERSENYUM, DAN SAMPAI KE SUATU SAAT APABILA KITA MENINGGALKAN DUNIA KITA TERSENYUM DAN IBU BAPA KITA MENANGIS..... <<< renung2 kannnnnnn
by, DD ^_^
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yiez patzi SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04738 Points : 12456 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 886
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 9:17 am | |
| adeeii,... mesti polis tu rasa bengang teramt sgt. |
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madee MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 45 location : KB - Labuan - Tenom Tag ID: : sFc 04528 Points : 20349 Reputation : 26 Number of posts : 8968
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 9:19 am | |
| hehehe....mmg kurang sikit tu pkcik... |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14145 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 10/6/2009, 7:38 pm | |
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napster MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KLIA (hometown papar) Tag ID: : SFC 03920 Points : 17600 Reputation : 116 Number of posts : 6364
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 17/6/2009, 10:23 am | |
| hahaha... loghat org utara ni... awat la polis tu benggap sangat.. kan senang sebut sticker P je... |
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wiramaroon REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Selangor Tag ID: : SFC00231 Points : 12823 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 411
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 18/6/2009, 5:22 am | |
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iss4f3k JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 37 location : kudat Tag ID: : iss4f3k Points : 11546 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 178
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 18/6/2009, 9:28 am | |
| Hahahahahaha Lawak jer!!!! |
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G-Schizow CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 34 location : Keningau Tag ID: : SFC 04892 Points : 12683 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 1170
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 20/6/2009, 9:06 am | |
| itulah caranya nak lepas saman...wakakaakak |
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baby_puteranaga2 MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 34 location : W.P Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 05324 Points : 17982 Reputation : 16 Number of posts : 6512
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 20/6/2009, 9:25 am | |
| hhahhaa memng bengang la tue polis ma itu pak cik... ... |
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ShUfFlE BoYz SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 28 location : Labuan - Miri Tag ID: : sfc 05259 Points : 12223 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 786
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 21/6/2009, 2:59 pm | |
| e2 pulis pun pgi layan buat apa :cantek: |
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apex_4545 SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 37 location : kuching-simunjan-puta Tag ID: : SFC05604 Points : 12256 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 838
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 11:25 am | |
| wei,kalau aku jd polis tue,pasti aku bangang.... tak bleh harap btol org tua ni,hehe.... |
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BaByBlaCk SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD Tag ID: : SFC 05018 Points : 13815 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 2298
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 3:33 pm | |
| adehhh tu polis pun x gtaw detail pa yg dia maw.. |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 25/6/2009, 5:55 pm | |
| Ne bukan masalah komunikasi.. ne la masalah bahasa banyak versi.. |
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tanakwagu FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 51 location : sabah Points : 11532 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 32
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 29/6/2009, 10:13 pm | |
| kalau cakap Sticker P, entah apa lagi pakcik tu jawab. tp aku sokong pakcik tu sebab kenyataan polis tu tak lengkap. |
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NiSmO FRESHIE
Age : 43 location : MaLaYsIa Tag ID: : SFC 03954 Points : 11759 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 72
| Subject: Re: Pak cik tua vs polis.... 29/6/2009, 11:48 pm | |
| bah.memang tu loghat utara.aku kalau balik ke kampung mama ku memang guna ayat yang sama..contohnya...HANG NAK P MANA?(kau mau ke mana?)hehehe..this is unique of malaysia.variety. |
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