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PostSubject: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime4/6/2009, 2:23 pm

ada sebuah famili yang sering bercakap bohong dan tidak pernah sekalipun bercakap benar. Suatu hari si isteri meninggal dunia. Si bapak dan anak menjemput orang kampung untuk kenduri arwah tapi sorang pun tak datang sebab diorang tau famili tu mesti nak KLEPET diorang je. Si bapak pun berkata pada si anak..........

Bapak: Nak, mulai hari ni bapak takkan klepet orang lagi. Bapak nak tobat.

Anak: Ye la pak. Saye pun tak nak bohong lagi pada orang. Saye pun nak tobat jugak pak.

Bapak: Nak, bapak tak dapat hidup tanpa mak kamu. Bapak nak terjun kat sungai.

Anak: saye pun nak terjun kat sungai juga tapi lepas bapak ye.

Si bapak pun terjun ke dalam sungai. Setelah tiga minit berlalu si bapak keluar semula kerana tidak tahan sejuk....

Anak: Kenapa bapak lama sangat..?

Bapak: Waktu dalam air, bapak nampak kedai kopi. Bapak lepak-lepaklah kat situ, minum-minum.

Anak: Ooo.. takpelah, saye pula yang terjun.

Ketika si anak terjun, kepalanya terkena pada batu dan banyaklah darah mengalir. Si anak pun cepat-cepat keluar. Si bapak hairan melihat keadaan si anak.

Bapak: Nape kejap sangat kamu kat bawah tu? Kepala kamu pulak tu mape?

Anak: Itulah bapak, minum kopi tapi tak reti nak bayar. Tuan punya kedai kopi tu belasah saye pak..

Bapak: ??!



hah!!....sesapee yang ada anak tue,,,jgnla ajar klepet orang..naya2..xpasal2 ikut jejak korang bunuh diri yang xmenjadi.,,,adessHH!!


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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime4/6/2009, 2:28 pm

ni la yg d katakan 'bapa borek anak rintik' pale
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime4/6/2009, 3:46 pm

ades..payah jua story anak n bapaknya ni..uhuuhhu....
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime5/6/2009, 9:39 am

susah jga kan klu bapa borek anak rintik,,adesshhh....
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime8/6/2009, 8:54 am

pandai juga ko buat cerita ar....kipidup bagus.... simple tapi lawak....hehehe99x...

kalau ada anak cam ni bagus nya... kalau si bapak kena patan menipu, jgn susah ada si anak untuk BACK-UP....

PENGAJARANYA: lain kali kalau minum kopi haruslah bayar.....
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime8/6/2009, 11:03 pm

hahaha,,,,lawak joking sja ba nie bro..lawak2 ada pengajaran jga bro,,alahaiii nasib,,, Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime21/6/2009, 3:33 pm

e2 la pasal
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime30/6/2009, 3:33 pm

adeh....ada2 ja...
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime30/6/2009, 5:33 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime29/8/2009, 1:24 pm

klepet sampai tua la jawabnya...
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PostSubject: Re: Klepet.....m(n_n)m   Klepet.....m(n_n)m Icon_minitime13/10/2009, 5:22 am

hahahaha..ni like father like son ni..skpala..anak bapak..anak bapak..
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