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Viero
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PostSubject: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime1/11/2008, 12:33 am

Malam pertama pasangan muda yang sama-sama masih perawan akhirnya
menikah.
Masing-masing gugup ketika menghadapi malam pertama, namun tidak ada
yang mau mengaku atau bertanya kepada pasangannya tentang apa yang
harus dilakukan.

Didera kebingungan, si pengantin lelaki bertanya kepada ayahnya.

"Ayah, apa yang harus saya lakukan?"
"Telanjanglah dan naik ke tempat tidur", jawab ayahnya.

Kemudian ia melakukan apa yang disarankan ayahnya.
Si pengantin perempuan terperanjat setengah mati melihat kelakuan suaminya, ia kemudian bertanya kepada ibunya.

"Telanjanglah dan ikutlah suamimu", saran ibunya.

Setelah
perempuan itu telanjang dan berbaring beberapa lama, si pengantin
lelaki pergi ke luar bilik dan bertanya lagi kepada ayahnya,

"Apa lagi yang harus saya lakukan?" lalu ayahnya menjawab,
"Lihatlah tubuh isterimu. Kemudian masukkan bahagian tubuhmu yang
paling keras ke tempat isterimu kencing!"

Beberapa saat kemudian, giliran si pengantin perempuan bertanya kepada ibunya.

"Apa yang harus saya lakukan?"
Ibunya balik bertanya, "Apa yang sedang dilakukan suamimu?"

Setengah mengeluh si pengantin perempuan berkata,
"Ia sedang membenamkan kepalanya ke dalam mangkuk tandas!"
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime1/11/2008, 8:50 am

waa..kpala kn yg pling keras..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime4/11/2008, 12:48 pm

waduhhhhh ngapainn gitu terusss.. alalalala panggil sa ba wakakakaka
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime6/11/2008, 9:54 am

kakaka.. Laughing
spotting jgk ah parents pngantin ni..
siap tggu d luar lg
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime8/11/2008, 6:56 am

Wand wrote:
kakaka.. Laughing
spotting jgk ah parents pngantin ni..
siap tggu d luar lg

mau ahr anak bha 2 pnglaman prtma..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime8/11/2008, 7:00 pm

wa ini baru lah wakakak mybe tidak ikut krusus kawin oo
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime13/11/2008, 9:08 pm

hahah inih masalah klu tidak da seX education hekhekhek
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime14/11/2008, 9:51 am

4x4Drifter wrote:
hahah inih masalah klu tidak da seX education hekhekhek

2lh..msti ada jga kn..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime14/11/2008, 11:47 pm

pura2 pla llki tu bh..
ahaah
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime15/11/2008, 9:03 am

chico89 wrote:
pura2 pla llki tu bh..
ahaah

mgkn jga dia mmg x pna wat..
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime15/11/2008, 3:34 pm

under18crew wrote:
chico89 wrote:
pura2 pla llki tu bh..
ahaah

mgkn jga dia mmg x pna wat..

ahaha..
mgkn ya mgkn xda jg o kn..
wkwkw
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime16/11/2008, 6:12 pm

hahaha....... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime17/11/2008, 3:05 pm

an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 8:04 am

hahaha, btul jgtu, tp tlmpaula ba naif btul, tp parents dia btul2 sporting eh, siap bg tps lg ,utk parents pgantin ni, U ROCKZ!!! we rock Head bang
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 9:40 am

under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..

opps Sorry .... :cantek:
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:01 pm

an1727 wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..

opps Sorry .... :cantek:

itz ok..just mnegur..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:10 pm

under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..

opps Sorry .... :cantek:

itz ok..just mnegur..hihi.



dgr cakap otai tuh.... dont
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:16 pm

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..

opps Sorry .... :cantek:

itz ok..just mnegur..hihi.



dgr cakap otai tuh.... dont

bkn otai..just jlnkn tgs..
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 10:00 pm

under18crew wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
under18crew wrote:
an1727 wrote:
hahaha....... Laughing

jgn sllu wat mcm nie bro sbb nie d kira mcm spam..

opps Sorry .... :cantek:

itz ok..just mnegur..hihi.



dgr cakap otai tuh.... dont

bkn otai..just jlnkn tgs..

thanks 4 da info... insyaAllah...
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime22/11/2008, 7:48 pm

waaaaa..
ble thn parentz psgn pengantin nie yer..
rock kapak btl..
hehhehe..
tp bkin spoil ja bha klo blk2 keluar tnya parentz..
nda bkin gntung ka 2..
hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 2:16 pm

babylie89 wrote:
waaaaa..
ble thn parentz psgn pengantin nie yer..
rock kapak btl..
hehhehe..
tp bkin spoil ja bha klo blk2 keluar tnya parentz..
nda bkin gntung ka 2..
hehehehe


gantung dan kempunan mis....hehehehe Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 6:42 am

hahaha..
ya mmg bkin gntung ja 2 sis..
klo nie la mlm prtma ku..
nta la pa trjd..
xda kenangan yg mnis ooo..
hahahahah geek
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:21 am

babylie89 wrote:
hahaha..
ya mmg bkin gntung ja 2 sis..
klo nie la mlm prtma ku..
nta la pa trjd..
xda kenangan yg mnis ooo..
hahahahah geek

kenapa pulak siz...
don worry...
ada jugak manisnya tuh..
hahahahah What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:32 pm

apa la kngn manis 2 ahhh..
heheheh
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PostSubject: Re: Malam Pertama   Malam Pertama Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:36 pm

wakakakak terlampau uda tu lurus punya bendul... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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