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PostSubject: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime21/6/2008, 6:40 pm

CERITA NIE BENAR2 BERLAKU KEPADA SESIAPA.....KALO TAK DAPAT TIDUR KERANA NYAMUK..........ADA SATU CERITA TAULADAN YG BOLEH KITA CONTOHI BERSAMA.......KITA LAYAN CERITA PENDEK INI.......ZASSSSSSSSSSS rambo












Nak dijadikan cerita, pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang lelaki bernama Pak Pandir yang tinggal dihulu sungai di sebuah kampung. Nak dijadikan kisah lagi, tinggallah seorang polis berjiran dengannya. pada petang yang hening itu, berjalanlah Pak Pandir ke kedai untuk membeli kelambu kerana rumahnya terlalu banyak nyamuk. Sekembalinya dari kedai, dipasangnyalah kelambu itu pada katil bagi melindungi dirinya dari nyamuk.

Pada malam itu, datanglah polis si jiran tersebut ke rumah Pak Pandir untuk berborak-borak. Dicari-carinya Pak Pandir tetapi tidak berjumpa. Akhirnya keluarlah Pak Pandir dari bawah katil. Terkejut si polis kerana Pak Pandir tidur kat bawah katil sedangkan di katilnya ada kelambu. Bertanyalah si polis,

Polis: Awatnya tidoq bawah katil?
Pak Pandir: Saja....nak tipu nyamuk.
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime21/6/2008, 9:45 pm

Hahahahaha...kalau pak pandir tu pak pandir jugalah... Suspect tapi bagus juga idea dia tu kan...
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime23/6/2008, 12:10 pm

aduhhhmantap ceta ko anip oiii....hahahahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime1/7/2008, 11:46 pm

Polis: Awatnya tidoq bawah katil?
Pak Pandir: Saja....nak tipu nyamuk.

HAAHAHAHAHA! adaka.. tipu nyamuk@@ hahah!!
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 11:11 am

besttt...... pak pandir mmg pandai menipu...hehe
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 11:13 am

aduh....dia ingat nyamuk macam orang ada pikiran Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 11:13 am

nyamuk mana ada akal...mana mana nyamuk pun ada asal boleh selip bah.
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 11:15 am

ehehe...... tp mmg best lawak c pandir nih...
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 12:30 pm

tapi funny what, bukan dimana katil lagi banyak nyamuk kah? atukui~
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 12:41 pm

nilah dikatakan bijak2...bodoh ni adakh nyamuk mau di tipu.
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime2/7/2008, 12:43 pm

Bodoh kerh~ Bijak kerh~ biar Warga siollloooonezzz yang bagi comment lah, tapi setahu saya, dia bukan dikatakan bodoh ataupun bijak, walaupun perbuatannya bodoh, tapi dia kretif? Half Dumb Dumb, Half Clever?
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime3/7/2008, 11:38 am

bengapnya pandir ni....hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime3/7/2008, 12:25 pm

mati pak pandir ni...macam le dia tahu nyamuk ni blh d tipu...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime3/7/2008, 1:39 pm

hahhaa stedeh btul ko pak pandir...cayalah lawak gilak.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime3/7/2008, 1:41 pm

tertipu kah tu nyamuk ? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime30/11/2009, 2:54 pm

dah namanya pak pandir...
memang gitu perangainya........
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime6/12/2009, 9:54 pm

apa punya pak pandir..
hhhhhhahhehe.. KELAMBU 18 S* 87193
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KELAMBU 18 S* 697316
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime20/12/2009, 5:14 am

uih....bahayanya nak tipu nyamuk!kalau ada nyamuk kat bwh katil tue abis la pak pandir punya darah kena isap pastu tidak ada sorg pun yg tau pak pandir kat bwh katil tue da pass away tue pun kalau polis tue tidak tgk kat bwh katil....hehehe tp apa pun bro nyamuk jgn terasa yeah.... KELAMBU 18 S* 735631
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime21/12/2009, 1:39 am

x ku sangka pak pandir ney pandai menipu dan bt lawak..
loyar buruk pula 2..
hahahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime21/12/2009, 2:25 am

adedededeh... bgung lor....

haha.. ikut ja la ketawa...
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime23/12/2009, 7:27 pm

cian nyamuk kna tipu.. eheeee.... nyamuk ko taw ka tu ko kna tipu oleh pak pandir..? alaaaaalaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime10/2/2010, 10:52 pm

hahahahha...aduh....ingat dia tidur di katil...rupanya mo tippu nyamuk...
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime24/2/2010, 11:24 am

Jadi x nyamuk ka tu bawa katil hahahaa Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S*   KELAMBU 18 S* Icon_minitime24/2/2010, 3:45 pm

dasar btul ne org tua,,,....
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