d'cromok SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : tuaran-beaufort-labuan Tag ID: : SFC 04412 Points : 12613 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 962
| Subject: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 24/6/2009, 1:18 am | |
| Tiga orang Jeneral dunia sedang bertanding keberanian tentaranya dan untuk membuktikannya masing masing jeneral memerintahkan salah satu prajuritnya untuk mengikuti arahannya : 1. Jepun Jeneral : Prajurit maju sini Prajurit : Siap Jeneral Jeneral : Tangkap peluru yang saya tembakan ke tubuh kamu Prajurit : Siap Jeneral Peluru langsung ditembakan dan kerana jaraknya terlalu dekat maka si prajurit tidak dapat menangkapnya dan langsung mati. Si jeneral dengan bangga mengatakan “lihat prajurit saya sangat berani dan siap mati” 2. Jerman Jendral : Prajurit maju sini Prajurit : Siap jeneral Jeneral : Tangkap peluru dari RPG yang saya tembak Prajurit : Siap Jeneral Peluru meluncur cepat dan prajurit yang menangkap hancur berantakan Si Jeneral sangat bangga dan bilang “prajurit saya lebih berani bahkan untuk menangkap bom RPG” 3. Indonesia Jeneral : Prajurit maju sini Prajurit : Siap Jendral Jeneral : Sebrangi ladang periuk api dengan berlari cepat Prajurit : Tidak mau jendral ! Jendral : Sebrangi cepat !! Prajurit : Tidak mau jendral ! sampai tiga kali sang jeneral memerintahkan prajuritnya, namun tetap di tolak. Si Jeneral berkata “Lihat prajurit saya yang paling berani¡­. perintah jendral langsung bisa dia tolak”
Job Interview Reaching the end of a job interview, interviewer asked young engineer who was fresh from college, ” what starting salary you were thinking about?” the young engineer said, ” around 100K per year, depending on the benefits package.” interviewer said, ” well… what would you say to a package of 4 weeks vacation, 21 days paid annual leave, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say a BMW 3 series? the young engineer sat up straight and said, ” wow!!! are you kidding?” the interviewer replied, ” yeah, but you started it!! ” Resume… Name: Ah Mei Age: Still young Sex: Never. Still under age Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before Race: I love to race, how you know? Nationality: I don’t like National, I prefer Sanyo IC Number: 6735 Telephone number: House no telephone Hand phone number: 3310 Address: Penang Jelutong City: Nor Haliza? Postcode: I never post anything State: In my family, I am 2nd Country: I love to travel to Canada Marriage status: Secret Email Address: Hotmail Education Background: My teacher said not bad Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD Father’s name: Daddy Father’s IC: You ask him Mother’s name: Mummy Mother’s IC: You ask her Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood Expected Salary: As much as you can pay When can start work: Depends on my mood Highest qualification:Ya, very high Grade: Ya, very high College/University: College Signature: Can I use chop?
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madik FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : kota kinabalu-kota belud Tag ID: : SFC 06312 Points : 11380 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 67
| Subject: Re: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 24/6/2009, 7:29 pm | |
| brani eh 2 askar indon...heheh...lg brani dari aaskar jipun nagan german 2...huhuh |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14145 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 24/6/2009, 10:58 pm | |
| NAPA IN BERANI BENGET?hheehe..ada ka..city:nur haliza??wakakak!! |
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BaByBlaCk SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD Tag ID: : SFC 05018 Points : 13815 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 2298
| Subject: Re: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 24/6/2009, 11:46 pm | |
| lawaknya.. |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
| Subject: Re: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 26/6/2009, 10:23 am | |
| JERMAN and JAPAN pnya army berani *****, Indon pnya bru la.... siap lawan ckp jeneral lagi, tpi klu askar aku lawan ckp aku, pelempang la jwbnya... |
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14609 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: perajurit paling berani & Job interview 14/7/2009, 3:15 pm | |
| ni paling berani n kepala batu... melawan bos... |
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