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Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah
seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut :
"Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"

Lalu Abu menjawab,
"Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki
UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di
tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia
bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu,
Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua
mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal
menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu
dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan
Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36


Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2
UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu
pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini
sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua,
"Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?".
Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku


Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya
berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis
keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?

Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab.


Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?

Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.


Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.

Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.


Abu: Khemah


Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak
teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.


Abu: Cincin perkahwinan


Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan
meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak
hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua
rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin
membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.


Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork


Cikgu Murni: What is it that all main have one of. It's longer on some
main than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to
his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart


Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang
diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke
Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".

P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning... ..hehehe
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
kalo lah ade pengetua mcm nie
gerenti semua anak murid
jadi gile sex..........
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arep wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing
kalo lah ade pengetua mcm nie
gerenti semua anak murid
jadi gile sex..........

nasib baiklah sorg je pengetua mcm tuh.,... pale pale
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gatai tol pengetua nih....pengetua tu laki ke pmpuan???
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terror btul c bara ni klu crita2 kategori gini ah.. Suspect
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andypeterh wrote:
terror btul c bara ni klu crita2 kategori gini ah.. Suspect

pujian ke ape neh..... Suspect Suspect Suspect
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nuzhe wrote:
gatai tol pengetua nih....pengetua tu laki ke pmpuan???

konfem lelaki... haha Laughing Laughing
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haibara wrote:
andypeterh wrote:
terror btul c bara ni klu crita2 kategori gini ah.. Suspect

pujian ke ape neh..... Suspect Suspect Suspect

mcm lah ko baru kenal haibara...
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dah cikgu tu naikkan nafsunya, camana lagi.ndak tetahan sudah tu Laughing
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lucu pula.... pale
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principle tue da teransang sampai x tertahan,pastu mendengar sambil minum nescafe 3 in 1 plk.... ~~soalan Pelik Jawapan Cerdik!!~~ 916772
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haha..jahanam er..pcah perut aku ktwa.. :-) genius jga ni budak ar..aku pun terfikir kuning sdh heuheueh Very Happy
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Cikgu Murni: What is it that all main have one of. It's longer on some
main
than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to
his
wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname

main? or man? ~~soalan Pelik Jawapan Cerdik!!~~ 900701
memang pintar c abu dari ckgu murni ~~soalan Pelik Jawapan Cerdik!!~~ 900701
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~kekuning-kuningan suda otak ku tdi.....
~wkakakakakakaka.......
~pndai budak tu mnjawab.......

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pintar ni budak....sya pun x tapikir 2 jawapan...tpi bkn sepises 2 pengetua....
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mantaps budak tu. respect. haha.
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~ Inilah yg dinamakan pengetua yg pemikiran sempit..perlu mendengar dan fahami apa yg murid katakan..jgn hanya ambil pemikiran sendiri sahaja~
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memang bijak ni budak..soalan mati pun dia boleh kasih hidup..wakakakaka
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~ Tu la bro..dia kasi jawapan yg kaw2 punya matang la..bravo~!
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nasib baik jawapan yg aku fikirkan asma dgn abu..yearghhh... cheers
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Bijak si Abu,Rosak2 si Pengetua,ekekekekeke
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sape la ada ank macam c abu ni mesti mak bapa dia banga anknya dpt msk u..... ~~soalan Pelik Jawapan Cerdik!!~~ 286334
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ani bukan U lagi ni Z sudah ni hahahaha
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betul ke cerita ni berlaku?
klu betul, sah budak tu sudah di Universiti...
tp xpernah dgr ada budak msuk universiti...
klu bapak budak, mamak budak, kakak budak, abang budak, perangai macam budak-budak pun mmg banyak... wakakakaa
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im wrote:
betul ke cerita ni berlaku?
klu betul, sah budak tu sudah di Universiti...
tp xpernah dgr ada budak msuk universiti...
klu bapak budak, mamak budak, kakak budak, abang budak, perangai macam budak-budak pun mmg banyak... wakakakaa

ya btul tu bro...sokong.......haaahahahaha
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