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dea_les@co FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : penampang Tag ID: : SFC 03000 Points : 12011 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 65
| Subject: Be strong honey...I love you...! 13/12/2008, 10:31 am | |
| A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!!" |
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froneTier ADMINISTRATOR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : Jesselton Tag ID: : SFC 03082 Points : 12668 Reputation : 11 Number of posts : 2208
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 13/12/2008, 12:43 pm | |
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de@@_le$$ ADMINISTRATOR
Countries/State : Age : 46 location : Penampang, SABAH Tag ID: : SFC 01022 Points : 13899 Reputation : 23 Number of posts : 7093
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 13/12/2008, 7:57 pm | |
| .... na mataiiiii kuyak.... wakakaka... |
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bumbek MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 48 location : Tawau/Kudat/ Tuaran Tag ID: : SFC 02666 Points : 14023 Reputation : 10 Number of posts : 2993
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 13/12/2008, 8:10 pm | |
| kahakahakah kana rugul lah sang suami... |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12196 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 13/12/2008, 8:23 pm | |
| wakakakakaak... naaa mataiiii bha.. kcian laki dia.. kuyak 2 jo.. wakakakaak.. naaa mataiiii laki dia kna rugul 2.. hahaha |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12789 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 14/12/2008, 9:13 am | |
| mataiiii, be strong hubby.........hahahaha |
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dea_les@co FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : penampang Tag ID: : SFC 03000 Points : 12011 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 65
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 14/12/2008, 3:48 pm | |
| - bumbek wrote:
- kahakahakah kana rugul lah sang suami...
daripada bini dia kena rugul bagus lagi laki dia kena rugul... wakakakaka.... |
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dea_les@co FRESHIE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : penampang Tag ID: : SFC 03000 Points : 12011 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 65
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 14/12/2008, 3:50 pm | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- wakakakakaak...
naaa mataiiii bha.. kcian laki dia.. kuyak 2 jo.. wakakakaak.. naaa mataiiii laki dia kna rugul 2.. hahaha laki dia ingat bini dia yang kena rugul padahal dia yang mau kena rugul tu banduan.. wakakakaka... |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12196 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 14/12/2008, 9:10 pm | |
| ya bha sis.. trblk uda nie.. skank virus rugul laki uda nie.. hahahaha |
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Silent_Night CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 37 location : Keningau-Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : 3910 Points : 12002 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 1137
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 15/12/2008, 2:13 am | |
| kahkahkah..apa nak jadi dunia nie... |
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iemori69 MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KaYkAy CiTy Tag ID: : SFC 03059 Points : 13456 Reputation : 12 Number of posts : 4507
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 10/1/2009, 6:55 pm | |
| hohohohohoh~ kuyak la ne.... HoNeY i LoVe YoU..!!! abiss..... aksi gay begelora.... perrrrrggghhhhh~ |
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zul@LA SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : kapayan Tag ID: : 03519 Points : 12761 Reputation : 12 Number of posts : 2259
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 10/1/2009, 6:58 pm | |
| alala.. kuyak... |
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intrax ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Kota belud-SaNdAkaN Website : http://dynastyclub.forumotion.net Tag ID: : SFC 03293 Points : 12537 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 3111
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 10/1/2009, 7:02 pm | |
| wakakaka aduh lah dunia ni nak terbalik udah kot |
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Viero MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 105 location : Melbourne Website : https://www.facebook.com/Vieros Points : 12787 Reputation : 18 Number of posts : 2464
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 11/1/2009, 6:46 pm | |
| Mataiii... huhu... you the man... Be strong... |
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joyce JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC tag i Points : 11137 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 108
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 24/12/2009, 5:40 am | |
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silis SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : k9' v3n0n! p@p4R Website : ag89_silis@yahoo.com Tag ID: : SFC 011015 Points : 11697 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 794
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 10/2/2010, 10:50 pm | |
| aduh...bahaya tau...baik ku bhati2...nti kena rugul....baik djuh kan dari ku....eeeerrrrmmm..bdiri bulu roma...kuyak kawan...dunia terbalik sudah... |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14147 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 15/4/2010, 10:25 am | |
| mati la kalau gitu..hehe..habis, kena rogol depan bini.. |
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joyce JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC tag i Points : 11137 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 108
| Subject: Re: Be strong honey...I love you...! 25/4/2010, 3:50 am | |
| luckly that prisoner is a gay...poor her husband may god bless him...hahahaha....... |
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