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anip MODERATOR
Age : 39 location : kk bah.... Points : 12086 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 967
| Subject: KELAMBU 18 S* 21/6/2008, 6:40 pm | |
| CERITA NIE BENAR2 BERLAKU KEPADA SESIAPA.....KALO TAK DAPAT TIDUR KERANA NYAMUK..........ADA SATU CERITA TAULADAN YG BOLEH KITA CONTOHI BERSAMA.......KITA LAYAN CERITA PENDEK INI.......ZASSSSSSSSSSS Nak dijadikan cerita, pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang lelaki bernama Pak Pandir yang tinggal dihulu sungai di sebuah kampung. Nak dijadikan kisah lagi, tinggallah seorang polis berjiran dengannya. pada petang yang hening itu, berjalanlah Pak Pandir ke kedai untuk membeli kelambu kerana rumahnya terlalu banyak nyamuk. Sekembalinya dari kedai, dipasangnyalah kelambu itu pada katil bagi melindungi dirinya dari nyamuk. Pada malam itu, datanglah polis si jiran tersebut ke rumah Pak Pandir untuk berborak-borak. Dicari-carinya Pak Pandir tetapi tidak berjumpa. Akhirnya keluarlah Pak Pandir dari bawah katil. Terkejut si polis kerana Pak Pandir tidur kat bawah katil sedangkan di katilnya ada kelambu. Bertanyalah si polis, Polis: Awatnya tidoq bawah katil? Pak Pandir: Saja....nak tipu nyamuk. |
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Ridzal REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 50 location : Putatan, Sabah Points : 12069 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 345
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 21/6/2008, 9:45 pm | |
| Hahahahaha...kalau pak pandir tu pak pandir jugalah... tapi bagus juga idea dia tu kan... |
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kuai MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 03039 Points : 12000 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 1258
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 23/6/2008, 12:10 pm | |
| aduhhhmantap ceta ko anip oiii....hahahahahahah |
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Altec90 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Sabah, KK, Penampang Tag ID: : SFC 02424 Points : 12706 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1890
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 1/7/2008, 11:46 pm | |
| Polis: Awatnya tidoq bawah katil? Pak Pandir: Saja....nak tipu nyamuk.
HAAHAHAHAHA! adaka.. tipu nyamuk@@ hahah!! |
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Ejam SUPERIOR
Age : 43 location : KK Tag ID: : 2186 Points : 12282 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 2579
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 11:11 am | |
| besttt...... pak pandir mmg pandai menipu...hehe |
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lentugi CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 37 location : RuNNow ~ Penampang Sabah Points : 12413 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 1755
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 11:13 am | |
| aduh....dia ingat nyamuk macam orang ada pikiran |
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RBN76 SUPERIOR
Age : 46 location : ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME Points : 12113 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 2142
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 11:13 am | |
| nyamuk mana ada akal...mana mana nyamuk pun ada asal boleh selip bah. |
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Ejam SUPERIOR
Age : 43 location : KK Tag ID: : 2186 Points : 12282 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 2579
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 11:15 am | |
| ehehe...... tp mmg best lawak c pandir nih... |
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Altec90 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Sabah, KK, Penampang Tag ID: : SFC 02424 Points : 12706 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1890
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 12:30 pm | |
| tapi funny what, bukan dimana katil lagi banyak nyamuk kah? atukui~ |
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shalina7981 SUPERIOR
Age : 45 location : papar-putatan-tg aru-asia city kk Points : 12359 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 2041
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 12:41 pm | |
| nilah dikatakan bijak2...bodoh ni adakh nyamuk mau di tipu. |
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Altec90 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Sabah, KK, Penampang Tag ID: : SFC 02424 Points : 12706 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1890
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 2/7/2008, 12:43 pm | |
| Bodoh kerh~ Bijak kerh~ biar Warga siollloooonezzz yang bagi comment lah, tapi setahu saya, dia bukan dikatakan bodoh ataupun bijak, walaupun perbuatannya bodoh, tapi dia kretif? Half Dumb Dumb, Half Clever? |
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Yakuza MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : penampang,beringgis,papar Points : 12608 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1457
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 3/7/2008, 11:38 am | |
| bengapnya pandir ni....hahahahaha |
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jaguar SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : kk,Run-Now,Brunai Points : 12193 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 2129
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 3/7/2008, 12:25 pm | |
| mati pak pandir ni...macam le dia tahu nyamuk ni blh d tipu...hahaha |
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iealza JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu Points : 12289 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 155
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 3/7/2008, 1:39 pm | |
| hahhaa stedeh btul ko pak pandir...cayalah lawak gilak.. |
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rynjeff MODERATOR
Age : 50 location : Sandakan Points : 12517 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2079
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 3/7/2008, 1:41 pm | |
| tertipu kah tu nyamuk ? |
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14611 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 30/11/2009, 2:54 pm | |
| dah namanya pak pandir... memang gitu perangainya........ |
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baby_puteranaga2 MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 34 location : W.P Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 05324 Points : 17984 Reputation : 16 Number of posts : 6512
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 6/12/2009, 9:54 pm | |
| apa punya pak pandir..hhhhhhahhehe.. |
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jambory2001 REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Tamparuli Sabah Points : 12048 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 430
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 20/12/2009, 2:01 am | |
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joyce JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC tag i Points : 11137 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 108
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 20/12/2009, 5:14 am | |
| uih....bahayanya nak tipu nyamuk!kalau ada nyamuk kat bwh katil tue abis la pak pandir punya darah kena isap pastu tidak ada sorg pun yg tau pak pandir kat bwh katil tue da pass away tue pun kalau polis tue tidak tgk kat bwh katil....hehehe tp apa pun bro nyamuk jgn terasa yeah.... |
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CryZee SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Points : 11868 Reputation : 2 Number of posts : 836
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 21/12/2009, 1:39 am | |
| x ku sangka pak pandir ney pandai menipu dan bt lawak.. loyar buruk pula 2.. hahahaha.. |
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Are_Yin REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : KoTa BeLuD Points : 11872 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 328
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 21/12/2009, 2:25 am | |
| adedededeh... bgung lor....
haha.. ikut ja la ketawa... |
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putra_sky CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : kajang-bofot-keykey Tag ID: : SFC 04723 Points : 12509 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 1210
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 23/12/2009, 7:27 pm | |
| cian nyamuk kna tipu.. eheeee.... nyamuk ko taw ka tu ko kna tipu oleh pak pandir..? alaaaaalaaaa |
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silis SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : k9' v3n0n! p@p4R Website : ag89_silis@yahoo.com Tag ID: : SFC 011015 Points : 11697 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 794
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 10/2/2010, 10:52 pm | |
| hahahahha...aduh....ingat dia tidur di katil...rupanya mo tippu nyamuk... |
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Skyz CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 32 location : Papar Website : https://www.facebook.com/SkyzSioloon?ref=profile Tag ID: : SFC 11748 Points : 12319 Reputation : 22 Number of posts : 1484
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 24/2/2010, 11:24 am | |
| Jadi x nyamuk ka tu bawa katil hahahaa |
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madee MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 45 location : KB - Labuan - Tenom Tag ID: : sFc 04528 Points : 20351 Reputation : 26 Number of posts : 8968
| Subject: Re: KELAMBU 18 S* 24/2/2010, 3:45 pm | |
| dasar btul ne org tua,,,.... |
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