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d'cromok SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : tuaran-beaufort-labuan Tag ID: : SFC 04412 Points : 12613 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 962
| Subject: TEKA-TEKI YG PERLU DIBAGI PENAMPAR 25/6/2009, 9:58 am | |
| 1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.
2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M
3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?Answer: Kuih salah bikin.
4) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate?Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.
5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit? Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.
7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'
8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?Answer: Pembohong...
9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?Answer: Usus
10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?Answer: Kutu rambut
11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat? Answer: Neneknye si katak
12) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila? Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'
13) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik? Answer: - Sekretari baik....................'Selamat pagi tuan' - Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'
14) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson? Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe
15) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas? Answer: Tukang geli kubur
16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya? Answer: t*** hidung
17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon? Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...
18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang? Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...
19) Gajah terbang dengan ape? Answer: Dengan susah payah...... SELAMAT BERTEKA-TEKI |
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Ah Leap CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : Kudat - Beaufort Tag ID: : SFC 03982 Points : 12315 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1291
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/6/2009, 10:14 am | |
| siapa yg mo d tampat ni bro?? ehehehe |
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Lanz84 JUNIOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Alor Setar (org papar Tag ID: : SFC 05797 Points : 11556 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 189
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/6/2009, 12:40 pm | |
| hahaha... macam ngm juga jawapannya tu... |
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d'cromok SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : tuaran-beaufort-labuan Tag ID: : SFC 04412 Points : 12613 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 962
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/6/2009, 12:43 pm | |
| - m4r1ju4n4 wrote:
- siapa yg mo d tampat ni bro?? ehehehe
wakaka..sapa2 ja yg bg answer macam tu |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/6/2009, 6:28 pm | |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14145 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 26/6/2009, 2:03 pm | |
| hehe..lawak juga...gajah tu paling lawak |
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misschanteq CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 06677 Points : 12662 Reputation : 10 Number of posts : 1365
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 30/6/2009, 11:52 pm | |
| hahahaha....lucu..lucu.. part gajah terbang tu la plg klakar... |
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BaByBlaCk SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD Tag ID: : SFC 05018 Points : 13815 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 2298
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 14/7/2009, 10:14 am | |
| lawak pla |
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vanilla sky REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas Tag ID: : SFC 06221 Points : 11607 Reputation : 5 Number of posts : 284
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 16/7/2009, 8:28 am | |
| nasib inda kena teka teki cam aku.. byk2 bola,bola apa klu ditendang tidak melayang tp kaki yg sakit? jwpnnya>>BOLAkang pintu... |
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vanilla sky REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas Tag ID: : SFC 06221 Points : 11607 Reputation : 5 Number of posts : 284
| Subject: na cuba jwb ba teka teki ku ni 16/7/2009, 9:08 am | |
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venusz MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : SanDaKaN--keninGau..Ten0m-- Tag ID: : SFC 03921 Points : 12708 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1886
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 19/7/2009, 10:51 pm | |
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oky_da_alung CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Sandakan - Ranau - KK - Kuala Penyu Tag ID: : SFC 04806 Points : 12706 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1251
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 20/7/2009, 8:05 pm | |
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vanilla sky REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas Tag ID: : SFC 06221 Points : 11607 Reputation : 5 Number of posts : 284
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 20/7/2009, 9:05 pm | |
| haha...jwpn dia MANGGAru kurap..hehe.. |
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kidd CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Sipitang-Sindumin-KK Tag ID: : SFC 04442 Points : 13331 Reputation : 19 Number of posts : 1666
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 23/7/2009, 3:54 pm | |
| - oky_da_alung wrote:
- mi apa yang besar....
mee besar la....hahahaha.... |
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vanilla sky REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas Tag ID: : SFC 06221 Points : 11607 Reputation : 5 Number of posts : 284
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 23/7/2009, 6:44 pm | |
| mi sup yg penting sup la.. |
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oky_da_alung CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Sandakan - Ranau - KK - Kuala Penyu Tag ID: : SFC 04806 Points : 12706 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1251
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 24/7/2009, 12:44 am | |
| - kidd wrote:
- oky_da_alung wrote:
- mi apa yang besar....
mee besar la....hahahaha.... eh..SALAH.. |
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oky_da_alung CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Sandakan - Ranau - KK - Kuala Penyu Tag ID: : SFC 04806 Points : 12706 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1251
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 24/7/2009, 12:46 am | |
| - vanilla sky wrote:
- mi sup yg penting sup la..
kecil lg 2.. |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 24/7/2009, 8:25 pm | |
| jawapan dia katun2 ne kan???? |
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oky_da_alung CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Sandakan - Ranau - KK - Kuala Penyu Tag ID: : SFC 04806 Points : 12706 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1251
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/7/2009, 5:50 pm | |
| - General PG wrote:
- jawapan dia katun2 ne kan????
katun2 mcmna 2 bro...? |
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oky_da_alung CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Sandakan - Ranau - KK - Kuala Penyu Tag ID: : SFC 04806 Points : 12706 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1251
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/7/2009, 5:51 pm | |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 25/7/2009, 8:36 pm | |
| - oky_da_alung wrote:
- General PG wrote:
- jawapan dia katun2 ne kan????
katun2 mcmna 2 bro...? yg bikin panas ba... sbb setahu aku mangga yg paling sedap ialah: MANGGA MASAK |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14145 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 28/7/2009, 2:44 pm | |
| - General PG wrote:
- oky_da_alung wrote:
- General PG wrote:
- jawapan dia katun2 ne kan????
katun2 mcmna 2 bro...? yg bikin panas ba... sbb setahu aku mangga yg paling sedap ialah: MANGGA MASAK rilek bha..katun2 pun,for fun bha.. Manggaru tadi jawapan dia tu.. kalau Mee...tidak tahu la...huahaha |
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aRyE SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : K.k L!KAS<-->CpTaNG Tag ID: : SFC 06922 Points : 12136 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 883
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 4/8/2009, 2:40 am | |
| bah....tenang ....
kuda apa warna warni???
huhhu
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aRyE SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : K.k L!KAS<-->CpTaNG Tag ID: : SFC 06922 Points : 12136 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 883
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 4/8/2009, 2:59 am | |
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aRyE SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : K.k L!KAS<-->CpTaNG Tag ID: : SFC 06922 Points : 12136 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 883
| Subject: Re: TEKa-Teki ver.2 4/8/2009, 5:45 pm | |
| soalan:: ayam yang telah disembelih, dibuang bulu, direbus dan digoreng boleh makan atau tidak?
>>>> boleh bah...kalau aku...aku makan jak...lapar ni taw... |
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