One Monday morning the DHL man is driving the
neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he
noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut
short by Bob, the home owner coming out with a load of empty beer and
liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party
last night,” the DHL man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies
“Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like
moving house since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples
from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit
wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing
"WHO AM I?” The DHL man thinks a moment and says, “How do you play "WHO
AM I?” “Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'privates' showing through
a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.” The DHL
man laughs and says, “darn, I'm sorry I missed that.” ”Probably a good
thing you did,” Bob responded. “Your name came up seven times......”