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PostSubject: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime6/7/2008, 11:00 pm

Alkisah… .. Seorang lelaki islam ponteng sembahyang Jumaat. Sebaliknya dia masuk hutan untuk memburu ayam hutan.
Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan seekor HARIMAU yang sedang lena tidur.
Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita buruk ok. Ada lagi .. Berita buruknya
adalah HARIMAU tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh bergerak lagi.
“Ya Allah,” doa lelaki tersebut,”Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng sembahyang berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini ..
Ampunilah aku ya Allah ..makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah HARIMAUyang memburuku Muslim yang beriman .. tolong
ya Allah! Aminnn..”
Tiba2 guruh berdentum!HARIMAU tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki tadi.
Tiba-tiba…. Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. HARIMAU tersebut pun berdoa,”Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina azabbannar.
Amin! ”
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime7/7/2008, 1:07 pm

hahahhaa... amin... laahaulaawalaaquataillah...
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime7/7/2008, 1:56 pm

doa makan mau makan pemburu tulah tukan Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime7/7/2008, 8:13 pm

erm...x fhm ending dia... dont know siapa blh tulun jelaskan??
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime11/7/2008, 10:31 pm

itu doa makan tu ahahahahahah.... abisalah....
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime12/7/2008, 2:08 pm

wakakakakakakka, mataila klu gni....jan main2 nti ada temparik... 8)
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime1/8/2008, 10:48 pm

smpat lagi bca doa 2 harimau..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime7/8/2008, 9:11 am

wakakaka....rezeki tu dpn mata...pndai lg baca doa mkn...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime7/8/2008, 3:09 pm

kn rzki uda da..msti bca doa dlu nnt x dbrkti..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime8/8/2008, 12:55 am

crita dia gini bah tu .. tu pemburu kena tangkap harimau n then dia berdoa agar harimau tu jadi muslim yg beriman ./.. so doa dia dimakbul kan n then tu harimau pun baca doa lah tuk makan hehehe kos klu dia x da iman sure dia x baca doa sblum mkn kan hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime8/8/2008, 7:05 pm

ya ka?g2 plak crta dia 2..hihi..mntaps lh.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime21/8/2008, 8:49 am

wakakakakakakaka... kantoi lg.. opsss malatupsss!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime21/8/2008, 9:55 am

haha.. begitu ka.. huhuh tidak berapa paham aku ehhh
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime21/8/2008, 12:20 pm

sma2 x phm lh nie..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime16/9/2008, 4:49 pm

bmkna harimau 2 sdah msuk islam coz bley bca doa sdh..huhu
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime16/9/2008, 4:53 pm

mantapsss la harimau tue hafal dia doa mkan...
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime16/9/2008, 7:29 pm

hafizZ wrote:
mantapsss la harimau tue hafal dia doa mkan...
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sllu mkn ja kjanya..2 lh hafal..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime24/9/2008, 5:03 pm

alala mati² aku igt tu harimau mo p smbhyg jumaat Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: ponteng sembahyang jumaat..   ponteng sembahyang jumaat.. Icon_minitime24/9/2008, 6:07 pm

wa darimana tu harimau belajar doa makan..wakakakak
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