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PostSubject: Tan AH Beng... kekeke   Tan AH Beng... kekeke Icon_minitime6/9/2008, 9:01 pm

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : 'I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!'
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah -

but
instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and
stuck it to my ear, lah' 'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But ..
what happened to the other ear ?'
Ah Beng answered : 'That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!'
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After
completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah
Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah
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PostSubject: Re: Tan AH Beng... kekeke   Tan AH Beng... kekeke Icon_minitime7/9/2008, 8:28 am

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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yg nie lucu btl..hihi..dia igt bzanya hnya sminit pdhal urg sruh tnggu..hihi.
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dasar ah beng btol......hahahahahhaa
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apa punya ah beng...kahkah sot ehhh
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PostSubject: Re: Tan AH Beng... kekeke   Tan AH Beng... kekeke Icon_minitime4/10/2008, 11:57 pm

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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ni y aku rasa lawak What a Face
tp btul jgk kan..mn da `11` Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Tan AH Beng... kekeke   Tan AH Beng... kekeke Icon_minitime6/10/2008, 6:34 pm

wakakakakakak lawak mataiiiiiiiii... ahbeng beng beng beng....
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Wand wrote:
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

ni y aku rasa lawak What a Face
tp btul jgk kan..mn da `11` Laughing
hihi..mmg btl jga 2..x umb 11 kn..hihi..klu lurus btl ah beng nie mmg ssh btl.. Laughing
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under18crew wrote:

hihi..mmg btl jga 2..x umb 11 kn..hihi..klu lurus btl ah beng nie mmg ssh btl.. Laughing

ptt la klu aku call mmbr y ada `11` nda dpt² Laughing geek
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Wand wrote:
under18crew wrote:

hihi..mmg btl jga 2..x umb 11 kn..hihi..klu lurus btl ah beng nie mmg ssh btl.. Laughing

ptt la klu aku call mmbr y ada `11` nda dpt² Laughing geek

aku dpt..sbb aku tekan satu2..hihi.
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