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under18crew
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 |  Subject: lawak phua chu kang  21/8/2008, 8:19 pm | |
| Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than
men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig
your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den
someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ?
Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when
she is having her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and
dig meh ?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like
to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok
feeling mah. Corlight or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn ........ you go and dig your nose in flont
of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah !!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : bsp; Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also |
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csilusz
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 22/8/2008, 3:23 am | |
| KUKKUKKUK....Malatupszzz!!!! |
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under18crew
SIFU
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 22/8/2008, 6:12 pm | |
| jgn ka c malatups bha..ssh 2..hihi. |
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darrengt
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 26/8/2008, 4:42 pm | |
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under18crew
SIFU
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Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
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Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 26/8/2008, 6:58 pm | |
| ya bha..siapa x knl dia..hihi. |
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froneTier
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 26/8/2008, 7:18 pm | |
| dont play play with Phua Chu Kang.Best in Jb and Spore oh,.heheh  |
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kuai
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location : kota kinabalu
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 26/8/2008, 11:50 pm | |
| hahhaha...PCK BEST IN JB N SINGAPORE..! SOME SAY BATAM ALSO...HAHAHHA.
hapening btl bha PCK ni tau.. |
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enourMOZE
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 27/8/2008, 8:38 am | |
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Gunbladez
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 27/8/2008, 8:54 am | |
| mmg raja lawak nie orang...  best of the best.. :gelak: |
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devilboy7
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| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 27/8/2008, 9:14 am | |
| wahahaha...good advice tu...pandai2 la later nose digging..hahaha.. |
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under18crew
SIFU
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Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 13054
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: lawak phua chu kang 27/8/2008, 6:34 pm | |
| raja lawak dunia bha nie slen mr.bean..hihi. |
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