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Viero
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PostSubject: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime29/10/2008, 7:36 pm
Ceritanya begini, suatu hari di Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur,ada seorang ibu yang
gusar kerana anak sulung lelakinya tak kawin-kawin lagi, so satu hari,
si ibu pun bawakla calon-calon yang dirasakan sesuai untuk menjadi bakal menantunya,
dia pun menjemput kesemuanya kedalam rumahnya.
Lalu memanggil anak sulung lelakinya untuk memilih kut yang mana-mana dia berkenan...

CALON PERAMA:

Pekerjaan : Operator Telefon

"Ala Mak...nih tak syiioookkkk....dia nih selalu cakap:

SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR,TUNGGU SEBENTAR"

CALON KEDUA:

Ciri-ciri : Kulit sawa matang, mata bulat dan besar,badan 100% bergetah, BUKITnya just nice

Pekerjaan : Setiausaha

Lalu sianak lelaki berkata "Nih lagi tak syyiiiooookkkk...asyik-asyik

HARAP BERSABAR...BERSABAR"

Siibu pun gelisah kerana kebanyakkan calon yang ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi
kriteria anak lelakinya... lalu dia pun menjemput calon terakhir...

CALON TERAKHIR:

Ciri-ciri : Kulit gelap-gelita,mata sepet sikit, badan 99.99999% bergetah, BUKITnya kurang memuaskan

Pekerjaan : Guru.

Tanpa segan silu dan memikir panjang lalu si anak lelaki ini bersetuju untuk
memilih calon ini. Lalu si ibu pun pening kepala lalu bertanya kepada
anak lelakinya mengapa dipilih calon ini.Lalu anaknya pun
memberitahu... "Hah! mak nih la syyiookkk sikit...kalau cikgu best
sikit..pasal diaselalu cakap

ULANG SEKALI LAGI, BUAT BANYAK-BANYAK, SALAH NIH,
BUAT MACAM NIH 10 KALI LAGI, TERUSKAN..HAH..TERUSKAN DAH BETUL TUH..."

Tiba-tiba adik lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk plak...

"Bang!!!....Konduktor bas mini lagi bagus bang.... Diorang selalu cakap....

"NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK.....

MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI,LAGI BELAKANG SANA

...BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime30/10/2008, 2:32 am
gitu ka klu mo pilih cakon isteri?? Laughing
mataiii la
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under18crew
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime31/10/2008, 9:34 am
2 bdk lg pntar tau..dia ka c kna blk abg 2..hihi.
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Yakuza
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime5/11/2008, 8:45 pm
bengagng juga ...kalau mahu cari calon bini ...sampai buat mcm ni....
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime6/11/2008, 8:53 am
wasyehhh.. desperate jgk diorg nih mo kahwin.. kah kah kah smpi cam tuh sekali
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime6/11/2008, 3:15 pm
Yakuza wrote:
bengagng juga ...kalau mahu cari calon bini ...sampai buat mcm ni....

ya bha..smpai pkrjaan d ambl contoh..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime17/7/2009, 9:54 am
susah jua kali mau cari konduktor bas pompuan macam tu....
kalau lelaki banyak la...
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime17/7/2009, 12:39 pm
pintar lagi ne adiknya.. hahaha mataiiiii
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General PG
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime21/7/2009, 2:43 am
Lain tul trip bro tu.. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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BaByBlaCk
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime1/8/2009, 10:29 pm
adeh..ada ka cari calon g2..mataii la juga..
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ShUfFlE BoYz
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime8/8/2009, 9:06 pm
edeh... What a Face What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime9/8/2009, 1:28 am
ssah la klau org bgitu Laughing Laughing Cool
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aRyE
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime9/8/2009, 7:45 am
hahahaha lain ni taw..
tapi calon terakhir tu yang syok..wakakakak Laughing
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usman
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime10/8/2009, 8:59 am
nasib tak cari calan bini pramugari...
"" pintu kecemasan berada di sebelah anda ""
abis kena suruh keluar bilik saja...
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime10/8/2009, 9:02 am
ada unsur2x lucas la... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime20/8/2009, 5:02 am
hahaha kenapa tak kahwin ngan jual burger...
"bang!! burger bang,,, burger bang!! panas2 lagi"..hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Calon Isteri   Calon Isteri Icon_minitime20/8/2009, 10:23 am
aRyE® wrote:
hahaha kenapa tak kahwin ngan jual burger...
"bang!! burger bang,,, burger bang!! panas2 lagi"..hahahahaha

Seleseman kereta lagi sandi...
" Ini kereta laju... boleh cecah 150kmj dalam 10 saat"
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