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AD3R SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Kota Marudu Tag ID: : SFC 04103 Points : 12048 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 1800
| Subject: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 10/3/2009, 3:26 pm | |
| Seorang lelaki bernama Baskon yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isterinya, menceritakan tentang kemuskilannya kepada seorang kawan, Abon.
"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Baskon. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."
"Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?" si Abon ingin tahu.
"Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan."
"Ho oh."
"Nah, terus malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan wang RM 100 pada isteri aku."
"Wah, gila kau!" Abon terperanjat. "Bagaimana? Isteri kau marah?"
"Itulah masalahnya," Baskon menjawap. "Dia malah memberikan pulangan wang RM 25 kat aku! |
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Viero MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 105 location : Melbourne Website : https://www.facebook.com/Vieros Points : 12785 Reputation : 18 Number of posts : 2464
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 10/3/2009, 3:29 pm | |
| ngam la diorang 2 jadi pasangan suami isteri ni...huhu |
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de@@_le$$ ADMINISTRATOR
Countries/State : Age : 46 location : Penampang, SABAH Tag ID: : SFC 01022 Points : 13897 Reputation : 23 Number of posts : 7093
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 10/3/2009, 5:23 pm | |
| .... ada history juga bini dia tu.... |
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JaCk_OnLY1 SUPERIOR
Age : 36 location : Beaufort>KK Tag ID: : SFC04614 Points : 12579 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 1821
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 10/3/2009, 5:30 pm | |
| ni la kali namanya ''kebalasan''... palis-palis..krusssemangat... |
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Mild_Seven21 SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu & Labuan & Papar Tag ID: : SFC 04793 Points : 12155 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 992
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 11/3/2009, 2:58 pm | |
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skachild SENIOR
Age : 40 location : Penampang Tag ID: : SFC 04756 Points : 11971 Reputation : 8 Number of posts : 949
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 11/3/2009, 3:32 pm | |
| ui naa...... bahaya ni tauuuuuuuuu....... |
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zallyea JUNIOR
Age : 40 location : org perak duk kat kunak, sabah Tag ID: : 05015 Points : 11639 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 183
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 11/3/2009, 3:44 pm | |
| hahahaaa..aku dah dgr lawak nie time form 5 lg....lucu bangat... |
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nanasha MODERATOR
Age : 40 location : labuan - beringgis - kk Tag ID: : SFC 3665 Points : 12724 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2117
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 11/3/2009, 7:45 pm | |
| ya aku pun prnh dgr ni crita... tp suda lupa.. ni bca balik ketawa ja.. |
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blugu ADMINISTRATOR
Countries/State : Age : 45 location : Kota Kinabalu-Putatan Tag ID: : SFC02202 Points : 12579 Reputation : 10 Number of posts : 2945
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 12/3/2009, 8:31 am | |
| Hahaha... itu harga biasa ka atau harga yg nda cukup servis tuh, what comes ard goes ard... ahaha.... |
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AD3R SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Kota Marudu Tag ID: : SFC 04103 Points : 12048 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 1800
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 16/3/2009, 12:33 pm | |
| tidak pula ako tau bro.... kalau tiap2 malam buat mcm ni... lumayan la bini dye 2... |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15207 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 19/3/2009, 10:41 am | |
| hahahhahaha.....tidak full service kali tur kan sebab kena bagi pulangan baki lagi tur....nasib si laki kena bagi wang pulangan...kalau tadi kena minta extra money...mati laa lau mcm nie... |
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TeRRoriSt CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : RuN_NoW & BeLuRaN Tag ID: : SFC 04318 Points : 12185 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 1271
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 19/3/2009, 10:48 am | |
| hahaha...rupanya 2x5 ja durg ni laki bini... |
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HondaCRV SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Tawau-kota kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 05102
Points : 12163 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 694
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 23/3/2009, 12:56 pm | |
| aduhh~~~ bole2 nya laki nya 2 bagi duit kebiasaan suda itu... hahha... bhya.. tp tk pa la.. pecah juga rahsia bini dia 2 kan... adeh...mana la kamu dapt crita2 g ne ni ya.. |
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iemori69 MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KaYkAy CiTy Tag ID: : SFC 03059 Points : 13454 Reputation : 12 Number of posts : 4507
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 23/3/2009, 7:02 pm | |
| hahahaha~ kantoi~ dua² serupa ja~ |
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Girl JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : Kota Kinabalu Points : 11668 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 150
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 2/5/2009, 9:27 am | |
| rupanya kedua2nya ms bujang suka melanggan...jgn sj ada virus... |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15207 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 2/5/2009, 9:52 am | |
| virus-virus cinta ka tur girl? |
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Girl JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : Kota Kinabalu Points : 11668 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 150
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 2/5/2009, 9:58 am | |
| iisshh...virus membawa maut...hehe |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15207 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 2/5/2009, 11:24 am | |
| wahhhh...virus membawa maut hah...kasi details kunun... |
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Girl JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : Kota Kinabalu Points : 11668 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 150
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 3/5/2009, 2:10 pm | |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15207 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 3/5/2009, 8:00 pm | |
| - Girl wrote:
- mustahil siotto x tau...
tidak tau bah aku...ko tau ka girl?..ko cerita kunun...aku mau tau bah nie... |
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Girl JUNIOR
Age : 43 location : Kota Kinabalu Points : 11668 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 150
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 4/5/2009, 8:57 am | |
| knapa beria-ia mau tau? ooo slalu melanggan ya..jgn cr nahas klu dah khwin kesian bini d rmah n klu ada grlfrnd kesian dia blum smpat jd bini... |
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napster MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KLIA (hometown papar) Tag ID: : SFC 03920 Points : 17600 Reputation : 116 Number of posts : 6364
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 6/5/2009, 11:10 am | |
| adeh... pecah tembelang tau, dua2 pun 2x5... apa jd lepas ni...? tiap2 malam kena bayar la klu tidur sama2... |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 6/5/2009, 11:15 am | |
| hahahahaahaha, kdapatan ba laki bini selalu melanggan & d langgan..........hahahaha |
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intrax ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Kota belud-SaNdAkaN Website : http://dynastyclub.forumotion.net Tag ID: : SFC 03293 Points : 12535 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 3111
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 6/5/2009, 11:17 am | |
| wakakakak. ngam lah tu .. bagi 100 ada discount lagi o wakakakakak |
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siotto WEBMASTER
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : Kudat - Lahad Datu Tag ID: : SFC 02605 Points : 15207 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3274
| Subject: Re: Malam Pengantin bersejarah 6/5/2009, 8:31 pm | |
| - Girl wrote:
- knapa beria-ia mau tau? ooo slalu melanggan ya..jgn cr nahas klu dah khwin kesian bini d rmah n klu ada grlfrnd kesian dia blum smpat jd bini...
bukan la bah selalu melanggan...saja jak mau tau info bah tur...ndk apa la akalu ko tdk tau... |
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