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Viero MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 105 location : Melbourne Website : https://www.facebook.com/Vieros Points : 12785 Reputation : 18 Number of posts : 2464
| Subject: Kesuburan 24/10/2008, 8:41 pm | |
| Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk membuat analisis kesuburan dan jumlah kandungan sperma yang ada dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan sebuah botol lalau berkata,
"Pakcik ambil botol nie, esok datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani pakcik kat dalam botol nie ye."
Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua datang kembali bersama botol yang diberikan oleh doktor itu semalam. Tapi doktor tu tengok takde apa pun yang terisi kat dalam botol tu, kosong jer. Doktor tu bertanya lah kat orang tua tu, "Apsal pakcik tak isi contoh air mani pakcik dalam botol nie??".
Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab, "Tuan doktor, ceritanya begini, pada mulanya tu, saya guna tangan kanan saya, tapi tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya gunakan plak tangan kiri, pun tak dapat jugak. Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong. Isteri saya guna tangan kanan pun tak dapat, tangan kiri pun tak dapat. Kemudian isteri saya pakai mulut plak, tak dapat jugak. Pas tu dier gunakan gigi, pun tak dapat. Susah betul, sebab kami dah habis ikhtiar, saya panggil anak perempuan jiran sebelah rumah kami, dier pakai tangan dengan mulut jugak, pun tak dapat-dapat jugak", terang lelaki tua tu.
"APA??? Awak mintak tolong dari anak perempuan jiran awak..???", tanya doktor tu terkejut beruk. Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab lagi,
"Ya., betul tuan doktor, bagaimana kuatnya kami cuba, tapi masih jugak tak dapat nak bukak TUTUP BOTOL nie!!!"... |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 26/10/2008, 9:42 am | |
| astaga..rpanya mau buka ttp botol plak..igtkn apa ja td..hihi. |
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Wand MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : menggatal,kk Tag ID: : SFC 03526 Points : 13016 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 3262
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 7/11/2008, 12:11 am | |
| cisss aku igt pcik ni trip sdh td |
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MieY_kItTy SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 Tag ID: : SFC 3398 Points : 12442 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 1858
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 7/11/2008, 10:21 am | |
| story yg penuh dgn debaran...hehehehe |
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Sapeq Kaminari SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Beaufort-Kekuro-Pimping-K.K-Keningau Tag ID: : SFC03784 Points : 12585 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 1953
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 8/11/2008, 12:34 am | |
| cissssss trtipu ooooo hahaha....igt len2 sdh paci 2 bt hahaha.....rupa2nya hahahaha jeng3 |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 8/11/2008, 6:51 am | |
| tertipu uda nie..hihi..botol 2 yg pyah sngt. |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 18/11/2008, 8:15 pm | |
| adui na, tipah ttpu suda.......hahaha |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 18/11/2008, 10:42 pm | |
| astaga.. bkin suspen plk ceta nie.. igt pa yg trjadi td.. hahahhaha |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 20/11/2008, 9:08 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie.. igt pa yg trjadi td.. hahahhaha tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi. |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 20/11/2008, 10:19 am | |
| ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn.. hahahahha |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 21/11/2008, 11:58 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi. |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 21/11/2008, 12:38 pm | |
| - under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie.. igt pa yg trjadi td.. hahahhaha tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi. grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi |
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M!$z D3v!L MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : kay kay Tag ID: : SFC 04114 Points : 12365 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 1451
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 21/11/2008, 12:58 pm | |
| - under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi. lain2 uda aku fikir nih....hahahaha |
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Sapeq Kaminari SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Beaufort-Kekuro-Pimping-K.K-Keningau Tag ID: : SFC03784 Points : 12585 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 1953
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 21/11/2008, 8:21 pm | |
| - M!$z D3v!L wrote:
- under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi. lain2 uda aku fikir nih....hahahaha hahahaha suma pn gi2, klu x dia ckp ending2 2 botol, confirm suma fikir len2 hahahaha |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 22/11/2008, 12:49 am | |
| - under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- ko pn kali pkir bkn2 jua kn..
hahahahha mna da oo..sy tau uda nie crta..hihi. elehhh... pura2 lg bha.. mstahil la xpkir len2 bha.. klo ko xtau ceta mna ko tau akhir ceta nie kn.. msti ko pkir len2 gakn kn tme 1st tme bca.. hahahahahha.. |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 22/11/2008, 12:51 am | |
| - zhariffz wrote:
- under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie.. igt pa yg trjadi td.. hahahhaha tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.
grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi dia pura2 bha 2.. 2 la dia kaC cover ja 2.. hehehhee |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 22/11/2008, 8:58 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- zhariffz wrote:
- under18crew wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie.. igt pa yg trjadi td.. hahahhaha tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.
grenti tu bro, mustahil x........hihihi dia pura2 bha 2.. 2 la dia kaC cover ja 2.. hehehhee tu la cara utk jaga ati org........hehehe |
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M!$z D3v!L MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : kay kay Tag ID: : SFC 04114 Points : 12365 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 1451
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 24/11/2008, 9:02 am | |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 24/11/2008, 9:04 am | |
| ya btl 2.. bkin suspaen btl ceta nie.. hehehe |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 24/11/2008, 10:09 pm | |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 24/11/2008, 10:12 pm | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- ya btl 2..
bkin suspaen btl ceta nie.. hehehe suspen ka sis?ni mst suspension pkiran lari suda ni kan?pkr bkn2 suda......hahaha |
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babylie89 SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 35 location : Labuan Tag ID: : SFC 03942 Points : 12194 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 2753
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 25/11/2008, 6:47 am | |
| nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt.. cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2.. hehehe |
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M!$z D3v!L MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : kay kay Tag ID: : SFC 04114 Points : 12365 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 1451
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 25/11/2008, 9:23 am | |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 25/11/2008, 9:31 am | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt..
cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2.. hehehe uina, bgs lg kuning tu, biru tu tahap dewa suda tu........hahaha |
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zhariffz ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : Kota Kinabalu Tag ID: : SFC 04040 Points : 12787 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3450
| Subject: Re: Kesuburan 25/11/2008, 9:35 am | |
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