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PostSubject: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime1/11/2008, 12:56 am

Sepasang suami isteri dah lama mencuba utk mendapatkan anak. Lalu satu hari
mereka bersetuju utk menggunakan kaedah "anak tumpang" atau kata lain..
isterinya itu menggunakan benih lelaki lain utk mengandung.. Setelah
bersetuju dan memilih bakal lelaki yang akan "menyedekahkan" spermnya..
maka satu hari.. mereka berjumpa dengan lelaki tersebut,
si suami berkata.. "sayang.. abang pergi tandas sebentar...
sebentar lagi lelaki tersebut akan datang..." (lelaki yang nak gunakan
sperm dier la..). Kebetulan sebelum lelaki tersebut muncul..

tiba2 seorang photographer bayi datang meng'offer'kan servis nya "Selamat
pagi puan.. saya datang utk.." Belum sempat habis bercakap.. isteri
memotong kata2nya dan berkata "oh ya.. saya memang menunggu awak."
"Errr ya ka?" kehairanan photographer tu.. "Kalau macam tu.. bagus la..
Saya dah buat banyak bayi yang istimewa.. (maksudnya gambar yang baik
la.. ). "Itu la yang suami dan saya harapkan.."kata si isteri..
"Silakan masuk.. dan duduk la.." "Hmmm macamana kita nak start???"
tanya si isteri setelah beberapa ketika...

"Serahkan pada saya puan... saya selalunya buat di bathtub...
sekali kat atas sofa.. dan beberapa kali di katil.. kekadang kat atas
lantai di ruang tamu saja. . itu pun seronok juga.. Anda akan benar2 enjoy...
"kata lelaki tadi menerangkan tempat2 yang sesuai utk diambil gambar."Bathtub??? Atas
lantai...??? Patutlah ianya tak pernah berkesan pada saya dan suami.
Kami selalu lakukan di bilik tidur saja.. "jelas isteri. "Puan, tak ada
orang yang bleh gerenti ianya baik setiap kali.. tapi kalau kita
pelbagaikan posisi dan saya shoot dari beberapa angle.. saya jamin,
anda akan suka dengan resultnya..." Si isteri tercengang."Puan.. dlm
keja saya nie seseorang mesti mengambil masa skit. Saya suka berada di
luar dan di dalam buat beberapa ketika.. tapi tentu puan tak
suka.."."Macam saya tak tau???" kata si isteri.

Photographer tadi mengeluarkan gambar2 bayi yang sungguh comel dari briefcasenya.
"Yang ini saya buat maser di atas bus kat London.. "Hah!...atas
bas????" terkejut si isteri. "Yang kembar ini plak memang tak
disangka2.. bila anda tau bahawa memang susah nak bekerjasama ngan
emaknya.. " kata photograper tadi.. "Emaknyer susah nak bekerjasama??"
tanya si isteri.. "Ya... memang susah.. sehingga saya terpaksa bawa dia
ke Hyde Park utk buat keja dengan baik.. orang ramai mengerumuni kami
ketika itu.. utk melihat dengan jelas apa yang kami lakukan..." "Di
depan public???" "Ya.. dah tu.. lebih kurang 3 jam baru selesai.
Emaknya menjerit terpekik sehingga saya tak boleh nak concentrate. Bila
tupai2 dah datang menghampiri alat saya(camera).. saya terpaksa berhenti
melakukannya.. " cerita si Photograper.

"Awak maksudkan tupai2 tu really usik awak punya.... alat???" tanya si isteri.
"Ya puan... tak per la.. Puan dah bersedia ker.. Saya akan siapkan tripod. Lepas tu
kita akan mulakan.." "Tripod???? Nak buat aper..??? "tanya si isteri..
"OH..itu utk laraskan alat saya nanti. Ianya terlalu besar utk saya
pegang lama-lama.." "Er.. puan???Puan??? Laa.. pengsan!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime1/11/2008, 8:55 am

na..slh phm uda c isteri 2..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime4/11/2008, 11:22 am

mau c istri x trkezut terdengar nk letak atas tripod....besar tu dia ingat...huahuahua
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime4/11/2008, 12:46 pm

na pingsan truss.. sandi juga
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime4/11/2008, 3:18 pm

MieY_kItTy wrote:
mau c istri x trkezut terdengar nk letak atas tripod....besar tu dia ingat...huahuahua

hihi..2lh bha..besar uda 2 law ltk atas tripod..
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime6/11/2008, 9:50 am

siot pnya bini Laughing
len kali tnya dl awl²..kan dah kena bg tripod geek
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 3:40 pm

hahahah...pingsan trus bha bini dia tuh...hahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 3:47 pm

salah paham bah pulak tu...
siapa nda terkejut kalau kena guna tripod segala.... pale
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 3:53 pm

otai_queen wrote:
salah paham bah pulak tu...
siapa nda terkejut kalau kena guna tripod segala.... pale


tu lah bha kan...hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 4:03 pm

pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 4:10 pm

zhariffz wrote:
pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha


tuh lah...susa jugak jadik org nih....hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:00 pm

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha


tuh lah...susa jugak jadik org nih....hahahaha


pikiran pkir lain2 ba dr yg sbenar, tu psl salah kfahaman, otak kuning tu...........hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 11:21 pm

huhu... masam ni pun ada ka... mataiiiii.... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:44 am

zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha


tuh lah...susa jugak jadik org nih....hahahaha


pikiran pkir lain2 ba dr yg sbenar, tu psl salah kfahaman, otak kuning tu...........hihihi


otak kuning kah...aku mo itam lah....hahahah Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:48 am

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha


tuh lah...susa jugak jadik org nih....hahahaha


pikiran pkir lain2 ba dr yg sbenar, tu psl salah kfahaman, otak kuning tu...........hihihi


otak kuning kah...aku mo itam lah....hahahah Laughing


itam kan black meta, mataiiil.....hihihii
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:03 am

zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
pingsan terus c kwn, siapa sruh tsalah kfahaman.....hahaha


tuh lah...susa jugak jadik org nih....hahahaha


pikiran pkir lain2 ba dr yg sbenar, tu psl salah kfahaman, otak kuning tu...........hihihi


otak kuning kah...aku mo itam lah....hahahah Laughing


itam kan black meta, mataiiil.....hihihii


ah,kalu mati pn aku sorang jak....lain lah kalu ko mo join...hehehehe pale
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:05 am

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
ah,kalu mati pn aku sorang jak....lain lah kalu ko mo join...hehehehe pale


bleh ka join?sy join sbb ko ja ni........hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:20 am

zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
ah,kalu mati pn aku sorang jak....lain lah kalu ko mo join...hehehehe pale


bleh ka join?sy join sbb ko ja ni........hahaha


wah...mo join pulak ko ah....wah...JIWANG...tropot uda... Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:26 am

M!$z D3v!L wrote:
wah...mo join pulak ko ah....wah...JIWANG...tropot uda... Laughing Laughing


haahhahaha........mnadala jiwang, org btul2 ni......haha
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PostSubject: Re: Salah Faham   Salah Faham Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:29 am

zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
wah...mo join pulak ko ah....wah...JIWANG...tropot uda... Laughing Laughing


haahhahaha........mnadala jiwang, org btul2 ni......haha


ya kah...bha..buktikan lah bha sekarang...sok aku mo tingguk news...hahaha
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