Seorang gadis manis berpakaian seksi dan berambut perang selamba duduk
di kelas pertama sebuah kapal terbang yang akan berlepas ke Labuan.
Seorang pramugari menghampirinya, lalu menyapa, "Cik, tiket cik untuk
kelas ekonomi, tempat duduk cik di belakang sana."

"Eh, awak
siapa nak paksa saya duduk sana, duduk sini, gadis secantik saya tak
layak duduk di sana, nanti orang tak nampak saya, faham tak??" herdik
gadis seksi dalam suara meninggi sambil berdiri.

Kecewa dengan sikap penumpang itu, pramugari itu memberitahu ketuanya.

"Cik kena pindah ke kelas ekonomi juga kerana tempat duduk ini untuk
penumpang lain," pujuk ketua pramugari.

"Awak ni lagi satu. Takkan sana nak duduk di belakang. Tengok oranglah!!!" katanya.

Ketua
pramugari tiada pilihan, terpaksa memberitahu kapten yang kemudian
membisikkan sesuatu ke telinga gadis tersebut. Beberapa ketika
kemudian, gadis itu bangun dan menuju ke kerusinya yang betul.

"Apa kapten bisikkan pada gadis itu?" tanya pramugari hairan bagaimana begitu mudah masalah dapat diselesaikan.

"Saya beritahu dia, kelas pertama tak mendarat di Labuan," jawab kapten.

ceh.....pandai nih tuh kepten....
wa selut ma lu...
hahahahaha.....

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

orangnya ja yang cantik, tapi pikiran singkat...

otai_queen wrote:

orangnya ja yang cantik, tapi pikiran singkat...

ya bha..pdhal dpn ka blkg ka sma ja.kpl trbg yg sma jga 2..hihi.

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

40/39? first taim dgr nih....hem....info terbaru...hahahaha

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

40/39? first taim dgr nih....hem....info terbaru...hahahaha

besala, ni bru ujian saringan ba.........hahaha....

lawak...heheheh

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

40/39? first taim dgr nih....hem....info terbaru...hahahaha

besala, ni bru ujian saringan ba.........hahaha....

ceh...bidaknya....

wunni wrote:

lawak...heheheh

ktawa jgn x ktawa.......hahaha

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

ceh...bidaknya....

esemen, mrh ba dia......hahaha

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

40/39? first taim dgr nih....hem....info terbaru...hahahaha

besala, ni bru ujian saringan ba.........hahaha....

ceh...bidaknya....

ui... lawak plak kamu nie.... dari baca cita tu....

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

ceh...bidaknya....

esemen, mrh ba dia......hahaha

hahaha....nda lah....merajuk jak...

dian_yani94 wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

under18crew wrote:

trus dia pndah p blkg bha..cntik ja tp pkiran x..

btul 2 bro....kalu cantik jak tp fikiran singkat nda bole gak 2...hehehe

ya btul, dpt 40 markah........hehe

adeh....knp 40 markah jak?nda shukup tuh....mo lebih lg bro...ni masi nda pass lg nih..huhuhuh

lulus cemerlang suda tu, 40/39.........hahaha

40/39? first taim dgr nih....hem....info terbaru...hahahaha

besala, ni bru ujian saringan ba.........hahaha....

ceh...bidaknya....

ui... lawak plak kamu nie.... dari baca cita tu....

ni la penghasilan dari cerita tuh....hahahaha

dia ingat cantik ja bleh naik 1st klas la..kalo cantik xda duit pn xda org tgk tu..

dian_yani94 wrote:

ui... lawak plak kamu nie.... dari baca cita tu....

besala, mcm movie suda certa kami ni......hahaha

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

hahaha....nda lah....merajuk jak...

ala, jgnla mrajuk k cyg.......hihihhihi

-XeeRa- wrote:

dia ingat cantik ja bleh naik 1st klas la..kalo cantik xda duit pn xda org tgk tu..

tu lah...aku sokong tuh....

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

hahaha....nda lah....merajuk jak...

ala, jgnla mrajuk k cyg.......hihihhihi

wuina....'cyg' lg dia sama aku....mara cewek ko nnt jgn ko cari aku hah....hahahaha

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

zhariffz wrote:

M!$z D3v!L wrote:

hahaha....nda lah....merajuk jak...

ala, jgnla mrajuk k cyg.......hihihhihi

wuina....'cyg' lg dia sama aku....mara cewek ko nnt jgn ko cari aku hah....hahahaha

hahaha, tku plak dia, apa kes?hahaha...........

zhariffz wrote:

dian_yani94 wrote:

ui... lawak plak kamu nie.... dari baca cita tu....

besala, mcm movie suda certa kami ni......hahaha

bgus bah....
lain kali nda pyah buat cita... suruh kamu urg ja becerita...