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PostSubject: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 8:27 am
Aku ada cerita ni... lawak la
juga.. tapi jangan ketawa tau... Aku baru berkahwin setahun yang lepas
dan duduk dengan isteri aku. Kami duduk berdua sahaja sebab belum
dikurniakan anak. Aku ni ada satu kegemaran - iaitu makan telur rebus.
Aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku suka makan telur rebus. Tapi semenjak aku
kahwin ni aku terpaksa berkorbanlah, iaitu dengan meninggalkan tabiat
aku ni. Lama juga aku dah tak pekena telur rebus ni. sebab orang rumah
aku masak sedap-sedap.. so aku dah tak kisah lagilah..

Ceritanya begini, bulan lepas masa aku balik kerja, tiba-tiba kereta aku rosak, akupun telefon bini aku katakan aku balik lambat bab keta rsk. Sebab lapar aku pun singgah satu kedai makan...ada
telur rebuslah. Aku pun makan nasi dengan telur rebus..lepas tu aku
order telur rebus lebih lagi untuk diratah.

Sebelum balik aku bungkus lagi 10 biji telur untuk makan sambil berjalan balik nanti. Tiba je kat rumah aku rasa amatlah kenyang..maklum lah balas dendam sebab lama tak pekena telur rebus. Sebelum aku masuk ke rumah, isteri aku tiba-tiba cakap dia ada 'surprise' untuk aku malam ni. Dia suruh aku tutup mata dengan kain hitam yang diikat kemas di belakang kepalaku. Dan di
pimpinnya aku sampai ke meja makan.

Aku duduk di kerusi dan isteriku pesan jangan cuba buka ikatan yang menutup mataku. Aku nak pergi toilet sebab perutku mula buat hal, tapi malaslah nak spoilkan 'surprise' isteriku ini. Aku pun tahan lah...

tetiba telefon berbunyi, isteriku pergi mengangkatnya. Apa lagi ada chance aku pun melepaskan kentut yang di tahan sekian lama...Fuuuuuhhh lega rasanya... bau boleh tahan... maklum lah berapa biji telur dah aku bedal tadi... Alamak... ada lagi satu laa..aku pun
angkat sebelah punggung dan lepaskan satu das lagi... bunyinya
PROOOOOTTTT!!.. fuh bau jangan cakap beb... aku pun tak tahan bau dia... aku kipas pakai tangan, kasi kurang sikit bau dia... baunya adalah macam bau telur tembelang sikit...

Tetiba aku dengar bunyi telefon berdering lagi.. hai lamanya tunggu isteri aku ni, aku tak sabar lagi ni nak tahu surprise dia ni...Aku terasa ada lagilah, kali ni memang aku rasa power punya lah... aku
kumpul dulu kasi padu.. lepas tu aku bangun, tonggeng sikit dan lepaskan angin taufan tu... PRROOOTTT!!!! fuhh lega..bergegar sikit meja makan dibuatnya... peh tak tahan aku bau dia power gila... aku tutup hidung aku.. aku rasa bau dia ada sikit-sikit macam bangkai la..mau mati bunga atas meja makan aku ni.. sambil tu aku sebut "ahhhh....lega..."

Adalah dekat 5 minit baru bau bangkai tu hilang... Lepas tu isteri aku kembali dan minta maaf sebab lambat... lalu dia kata "SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" dan suruh aku buka kain penutup mata aku.. laaa birthday aku hari ni le... camne boleh lupa ni.. Aku buka le kain penutup mata aku... mulutku terus melopong... ALAMAK!!! Benda
pertama aku lihat... muka merah padam pak mertua aku, mak mertua aku, adik ipar aku dua orang, duduk keliling meja makan. Bos aku dengan jiran sebelah rumah aku pun ada!!..
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 8:32 am
hahahahaha.........ni barula, bleh kena saman malu ni,kuyakkkkkkk!!!hahaha........
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 9:51 am
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hahahahaha.........ni barula, bleh kena saman malu ni,kuyakkkkkkk!!!hahaha........

ya bah...kakuyakan.....tp apakan daya...telur punya pasal.... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 10:43 am
na malu trus bha dia..hihi...tp crta nie da uda kna post..
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 11:59 am
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 12:00 pm
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime21/11/2008, 8:38 pm
naaa mati....punya la malu adeiiiii.....brp kali kentut 2, mati eh hahahaha... ba pa la nsibnya 2 hahahaha....silap2 ada org kna kentut d muka hahaha... pacah jua mua 2 eh hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:20 am
Laughing
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M!$z D3v!L wrote:
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing


kik betul bau nya tuh....hahahah...bole masuk ICU tuh diorang sumer....hahaha Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:53 pm
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
Laughing
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hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing


kik betul bau nya tuh....hahahah...bole masuk ICU tuh diorang sumer....hahaha Laughing Laughing



bleh mat suma nyamuk aedes, mcm fogging da tu.........hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime24/11/2008, 9:57 pm
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naaa mati....punya la malu adeiiiii.....brp kali kentut 2, mati eh hahahaha... ba pa la nsibnya 2 hahahaha....silap2 ada org kna kentut d muka hahaha... pacah jua mua 2 eh hahahaha



sadap itu, mngkn koma trus org yg kna d muka tu, tp klu yg suda 10 telur tu, bkn stakat koma, trus noktah itu...........hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:01 am
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
Laughing
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M!$z D3v!L wrote:
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing


kik betul bau nya tuh....hahahah...bole masuk ICU tuh diorang sumer....hahaha Laughing Laughing



bleh mat suma nyamuk aedes, mcm fogging da tu.........hihihi


macam fogging uda kah...adoi...kita kasi up lagik bha...macam logi kumbahan tuh...hahahaha Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:03 am
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
Laughing
under18crew wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing


kik betul bau nya tuh....hahahah...bole masuk ICU tuh diorang sumer....hahaha Laughing Laughing



bleh mat suma nyamuk aedes, mcm fogging da tu.........hihihi


macam fogging uda kah...adoi...kita kasi up lagik bha...macam logi kumbahan tuh...hahahaha Laughing Laughing


x bleh jd mcm kumbahan, sbb tu baru kantut, blum tberak lg, klu tberak bru jd kumbahan suda..........hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:16 am
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
Laughing
under18crew wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
hahahaha.....mesT diorang semua pengsan uda 2.....hhahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

mgkn lh kli 2..x thn uda ma bau bsuk 2.. Laughing


kik betul bau nya tuh....hahahah...bole masuk ICU tuh diorang sumer....hahaha Laughing Laughing



bleh mat suma nyamuk aedes, mcm fogging da tu.........hihihi


macam fogging uda kah...adoi...kita kasi up lagik bha...macam logi kumbahan tuh...hahahaha Laughing Laughing


x bleh jd mcm kumbahan, sbb tu baru kantut, blum tberak lg, klu tberak bru jd kumbahan suda..........hihihi


ya kan..hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime26/11/2008, 7:28 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing kuyak eh..hehehehhe
seta sang suami.. Dscf1475seta sang suami.. Dscf1476
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime27/11/2008, 9:01 am
bw brsbr ja lar..
bkn dia tau gak ada org2 ka t sna 2..
cz kn d uma 2 hnya dia dn bini ja kn..
2 larrr dia sng2 ja mo angin smbrgn..
hehehhee
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime27/11/2008, 10:11 am
pengajaran dia jgn buat surprise suka2 ati..heheheh
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime27/11/2008, 6:52 pm
wakakak mlu nnya ..adoi wakakakaka Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime28/11/2008, 12:37 pm
wakakaka merah muka.. kasi tebal ja la muka
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime28/11/2008, 12:43 pm
muakakkakaka kompom kencang la bau kentut ...bikin malu ja dgn mentua .. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime30/11/2008, 11:07 pm
Laughing bah... sepa2 yang suka sangat makan telur rebus tu ingat2 la, kalo sudah makan telur rebus tu tengok2 la sekeliling dulu baru kentut.takut2 nanti ni pulak jadi sama kamurang.tidak tu malu besar nanti...wakakaka..
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime1/12/2008, 5:13 pm
wakakakaka kantoi depan mentua hehehehehe Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: seta sang suami..   seta sang suami.. Icon_minitime2/12/2008, 6:46 am
emm Suspect
cam ada sdh ni post..
tp mmg buruk prangai suami tu hehehe
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