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PostSubject: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime27/12/2008, 7:20 pm

"Seorang gadis menjadi pelacur tetapi tidak mahu neneknya tahu.

Satu hari satu gerombolan pelacur ditangkap termasuklah gadis itu. Polis meminta pelacur-pelacur itu membuat satu garisan lurus. Semua beratur. Tiba-tiba muncul nenek tua kepada gadis itu jalan bongkok-bongkok dan setelah melihat cucunya berbaris dia bertanya: "Kenapa kamu berbaris di sini?"

Cucu pula untuk menghalang neneknya tahu cerita sebenar telah berbohong dengan mengatakan ada dermawan akan membahagi-bahagikan buah orange dan sebab itulah beliau berbaris. Nenek beredar pergi. Di pertengahan jalan dia teringatkan cucu-cucunya yang lain yang mungkin mengharapkan beliau membawa pulang buah-buahan. Lalu dia pun turut berbaris tanpa diketahui oleh cucunya. Dia berbaris di belakang.

Seorang anggota polis mengambil kenyataan-kenyataan dari gadis yang sedang berbaris itu. Apabila dia sampai untuk giliran mendapatkan kenyataan orang terakhir, dia terkejut kerana tercegat seorang nenek yang jalan pun bongkok-bongkok macam tiada kudrat. Dia tercengang lalu tertanya: "Kamu tua, bagaimana kamu lakukannya?"

Si nenek (menyangka soalan itu ditanya tentang bagaimana dia boleh makan orange itu menjawab: "Oh senang je. Aku hanya cabut gigi palsu dan mula sedut sampai airnya kering."
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime27/12/2008, 7:26 pm

kahkahkah cian nenek 2 x tau2 cite,nda ko heran 2 pak polisi
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime27/12/2008, 8:46 pm

lain kali yg dipikir polis tu... pale
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime27/12/2008, 8:56 pm

hihihi, pening abg misai trus.........bkin barigali ba org tua ni abg misai pkir.....hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime27/12/2008, 8:59 pm

wakakakaka..
sandi jua..
naaa nda bingung trz c pak polisi 2..
wakakakakak..
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime28/12/2008, 12:59 pm

Laughing Laughing sandi jg tau,.kekekeke,.nenek dgn polis tu pun nda tau apa2,. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime28/12/2008, 8:13 pm

hahah kasihan deloh ninik tu hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime29/12/2008, 12:26 pm

cian nya nenek tu...hhuhuhu
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime29/12/2008, 2:31 pm

sala fham bai tu,ibarat malu brtnya sesat d jln...hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime29/12/2008, 2:48 pm

geek geek geek geek

riang aku membacanya..huauhahuauha..
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime29/12/2008, 5:13 pm

(@_@)??? hahahahaha~ blur c pak pulis~
sama² salah paham wahahahah~
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime30/12/2008, 6:14 pm

hahahahha..pndai btl c cucu mnipu last2 c nenek pn mau jga orange..c pulis pn len uda yg d pkirnya..hihi.
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime30/12/2008, 7:32 pm

Hahahaha pacah la utak polis 2 fikir pa yg trjadi hahaha....aduiiii kesian nenek 2 hahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime31/12/2008, 12:17 pm

kuning fikiran polis tu
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime31/12/2008, 7:25 pm

uik na...len c nenek fikir..tu polis tanya hal len
adeh...lawak eh!
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime3/1/2009, 12:01 am

wakakaakkaa..
mati..
bapak pulisi mesti tercengang tu.. Laughing Laughing
nenek BUMP 4 u..
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime3/1/2009, 12:50 am

hahahahahahahahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime3/1/2009, 12:54 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing bah kesian betul bah c nenek 2 taw....duii bah....
pa larr dalam fikiran polis 2 kan... wkakakakakkaka
sakit perut aku ketawa.....
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime3/1/2009, 1:24 am

cian nenek nie taktau papa tapi lucu kena plak nagn di tanya nya hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime8/1/2009, 12:30 am

naaah ambk ko sbiji oren..
hisap smpi kering lg tu wakakaka Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime10/1/2009, 2:11 pm

huahuahua..... benggang tu pulis
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime26/1/2009, 10:05 am

cian nenek tu mat...polis tu pulak serba salh jadiknya.. dont know
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime26/1/2009, 3:29 pm

hahahahahaa sandi tau... geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime10/2/2009, 10:04 am

wawawawa...

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PostSubject: Re: Kasiukan si Nenek   Kasiukan si Nenek Icon_minitime29/11/2009, 4:22 pm

huhuhuhuhuu... sedut abis ka???
hahahhaha.... gila..........
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