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dea_les@co
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 |  Subject: An Englishman in France  4/12/2008, 10:25 pm | |
| An Englishman is having breakfast in Paris one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman:
(after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France we only eat what's
inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the
bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
'We
don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman:
'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .' |
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babylie89
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Age : 35
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 4/12/2008, 10:34 pm | |
| wakakakaka..
naaa kna sebiji uda c frenchman nie..
ada sja dia mo kaC kna..
last2 sndiri trkna ayat sinis 2..
hehehe |
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dea_les@co
FRESHIE
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Age : 42
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Number of posts : 65
| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 4/12/2008, 10:44 pm | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- wakakakaka..
naaa kna sebiji uda c frenchman nie..
ada sja dia mo kaC kna..
last2 sndiri trkna ayat sinis 2..
hehehe wakakaka... yalah,siapa suru tlampau tmberang betul... misti dia mau termuntah2 makan tu chewing gum tu.. |
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Wand
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 4/12/2008, 11:22 pm | |
| naaah br tau tu french kekeke  |
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babylie89
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 4/12/2008, 11:58 pm | |
| - dea_les@co wrote:
- babylie89 wrote:
- wakakakaka..
naaa kna sebiji uda c frenchman nie..
ada sja dia mo kaC kna..
last2 sndiri trkna ayat sinis 2..
hehehe
wakakaka... yalah,siapa suru tlampau tmberang betul... misti dia mau termuntah2 makan tu chewing gum tu.. trz dia trpikir g dia trkunyah2 2 air brduit g.. eeeeeeee.. hahahah |
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Sapeq Kaminari
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Number of posts : 1953
| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 5/12/2008, 1:29 am | |
| naaaa kau kena jua blik hehehe....lg truk hohohoho.....wahhh babylie89, bahaya 2 air2 duit hahaha....mataiiii.... |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 5/12/2008, 9:15 pm | |
| hahaha..
mnatau dia trkunyah2 bnda 2..
len eh..
hahahaha |
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Sapeq Kaminari
SUPERIOR
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Age : 36
location : Beaufort-Kekuro-Pimping-K.K-Keningau
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Number of posts : 1953
| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 6/12/2008, 10:55 pm | |
| - babylie89 wrote:
- hahaha..
mnatau dia trkunyah2 bnda 2..
len eh..
hahahaha hahahaha kn bnda 2 da kna proses hohohoho.....myb la tshampul2 sdh 2 hehehe.... |
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zhariffz
ELITE
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location : Kota Kinabalu
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 7/12/2008, 1:31 pm | |
| c french, bru ko tau.......hahahah |
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yankee_november
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 7/12/2008, 3:41 pm | |
| hahahahahahaha...baru padan muka ko Frenchman...pa ko rasa??...oren?....baru ko tau....sadap kan....geram plak aku...wakakakakakaka |
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dea_les@co
FRESHIE
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Number of posts : 65
| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 8/12/2008, 8:06 pm | |
| bahh.... sepa2 yang suka makan buble gum tu tengok2la dulu dari mana tu bubble gum klo dari france tu janganla kamu makan... wakakakaka.... |
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dea_les@co
FRESHIE
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Age : 42
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Number of posts : 65
| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 8/12/2008, 8:09 pm | |
| - yankee_november wrote:
- hahahahahahaha...baru padan muka ko Frenchman...pa ko rasa??...oren?....baru ko tau....sadap kan....geram plak aku...wakakakakakaka
relaks ko bro.. |
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iemori69
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| | Subject: Re: An Englishman in France 10/1/2009, 7:00 pm | |
| aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
KOTOH c French dude~
tula temberang ja lebih...
skg apa ko rasa??
mao sengal² mulutmu kunyah chewing gum???
sedap kan.... wakakakkakaka~
chewing gum jenis apa tu? yg juicey ka....
aaaaaaaaahahahaha.. paham² la apa bnda tu..
wakakakkaa~ |
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