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PostSubject: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime1/5/2009, 2:06 pm

Ini bukan sebarang lawak..lawak penuh ngan pengajarannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...baca lahhhhhhhhh

Ada sepasang suami isteri yg duduk dikampung. Oleh kerana rumah mereka yg
terlalu berdekatan dgn jiran tetangga. Maka sisuami pun mengajar bahasa yg
jarang digunakan oleh tetangganya.
Isteri beliau yg sengau sentiasa menurut kata kata suami nya itu. So suatu
hari suami nya berkata..

"Yang, kalau i cakap kongkek maknanya..kita main yer'

Isterinya mengangguk sahaja..

Dan pada malam itu si suami kegersangan dan bertanya pada isterinya '
Kongkek boleh tak yang?'

Si isteri pun 'ok'

Setelah penat projek, mereka pun mandi bersama. Waktu mandi isteri nya yg
sengau itu pun berkata

'Yang nak kongkek'

Beliau pun terperanjat.. tapi oleh kerana sayangkan isterinya..beliau pun
'buat projek' kat toilet itu. Isterinya pun membiarkan sahaja..

Setelah abis isterinya mandi dan berkata dgn suami nya.. ;' Yang nak
kongkek'

Suami nya berkata.. 'lah tak puas lagi ke?'

Isterinya menggeleng gelengkan kepala sambil berkata 'Kong kek!Kongkek!Kongkek!

Si suami got no choice pun melakukan lagi..

Selepas itu isterinya berkata.. 'Bole tak awak kasi saya kongkek'

Beliau mula naik radang dan tak faham dgn nafsu isterinya. Apabila beliau
hendak start lagi.. isterinya pun menahannya..

Saya bukan nak kongkek.. Saya nak ....

Colgate
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime1/5/2009, 4:29 pm

adehhhh....jauh pulak maksudnya tur....mcm ada pengalaman jak nie...
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime1/5/2009, 9:15 pm

hahahaha...
tensen c bini..
wakakakaka

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime1/5/2009, 9:57 pm

ya ka si bini tensen??>..kira bertuah dia tur dapat laki mcm tur...full service wooo... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 4:09 pm

hahhaaha..! colgate..!
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 4:26 pm

siotto wrote:
adehhhh....jauh pulak maksudnya tur....mcm ada pengalaman jak nie...

aiseyman... dia mau colgate la... pg kongkek la pula.... Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 6:29 pm

sapa² yg p beli colgate nti tu jan pkr bkn² pula ah geek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 7:41 pm

Wand wrote:
sapa² yg p beli colgate nti tu jan pkr bkn² pula ah geek

Sejak aku terbaca artikel ni kan..adalah pada suatu hari tur aku pegi beli barang kat pasaraya...dah tur time cari2 colgate...aku teringat cerita ni terus senyum2 sendiri wooo..ntah napa punya kantoi tiba2 ada macik menyerpa dari belakang tegur aku...napa ko nak senyum2 tengok colgate tur...aduuhhhh...malunya aku mau jak ketawa berabis masa tur wooo... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 7:45 pm

wahkakaka... terlampau la juga... Laughing Laughing
napa nda terus terang ja, crita sama mck tu crita colgate... mn tau dia pun minta "colgate"... kakakak... geek

aku nda pakai colgate... nnt dorg pikir kongkek...
darlie pun aku nda pakai... nnt kena pikir darling..

jd aku pakai la fresh n white... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 9:12 pm

ya bah bro,,,..ni la colgate punya pasal...mau jugak aku crita pasal colgate nie sama macik tur..boleh tahan jugak aku tengok macik tur cun bergetah jugak laa...bulihnya wooo sampai kaunter tmpt bayar pun aku masi senyum2 teringat colgate tur...sampai cashier pun senyum ntah napa dia senyum aku balas jak senyuman cashier tur..dah tur sblm keluar pintu bolenya terserempak lagi dgn macik tur...aku buat tak tau jak...dia senyum2 sama aku...kali dia tau jugak kali pasal cerita ni bah...mungkin dia minta respon sama aku bah tur... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 9:17 pm

Hehehehe....apa petua si suami tu arrr kalau bleh tahan tiap kalimau
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 9:53 pm

siotto wrote:
ya bah bro,,,..ni la colgate punya pasal...mau jugak aku crita pasal colgate nie sama macik tur..boleh tahan jugak aku tengok macik tur cun bergetah jugak laa...bulihnya wooo sampai kaunter tmpt bayar pun aku masi senyum2 teringat colgate tur...sampai cashier pun senyum ntah napa dia senyum aku balas jak senyuman cashier tur..dah tur sblm keluar pintu bolenya terserempak lagi dgn macik tur...aku buat tak tau jak...dia senyum2 sama aku...kali dia tau jugak kali pasal cerita ni bah...mungkin dia minta respon sama aku bah tur... Laughing

wahkakaka... mataiii... kena aim la ko ni nnt oleh si macik tu...

baik ko pg balik kedai tu, silap2 ari bulan macik tu pun dtg balik kedai tu cari ko... nah sana la ko keluar jarum... wahkakakka.... Laughing geek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime11/5/2009, 10:14 pm

Adehhh..tidak mau la aku bro...nati colgate punya pasal...ada karang aku merasa lebam dimata kena belasah...lau macik tur mau kasi kenen dgn anak daranya...mau jugak aku...boleh jugak aku minta colgate berkali-kali.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 8:19 am

ha ha ha... lawak.. lawak..
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 8:45 am

mmg lawak pun geng...lawak yg sentiasa dalam ingatan nie...nati lau ada LS ramai2 kita bawa colgate... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 9:07 am

mmg lawak sal macik b'getah tu sdh aim ko kan... kakaka... jaga la ko nnt dia minta colgate sama ko.... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 12:01 pm

Adehhhh...si macik tur bukan mau colgate tur...dia kali suka siapa yang pakai fresh & white... Laughing ...siapa la tur hah... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 12:43 pm

mataiii la ko geng... macik bergetah tu senyum2, kali dia pun tau crita colgate ni... siap la ko kena aim sdh tu.. nnt dia cari tu ko balik di kedai tu.... kegersangan sdh tu... wahakakaka... geek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime12/5/2009, 7:58 pm

tidak suda aku bro terjumpa dgn si macik tur...lau terjumpa dgn dia jugak nanti...aku beranikan diri la tanya dia lau tau cerita pasal colgate... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime13/5/2009, 7:37 am

siotto wrote:
tidak suda aku bro terjumpa dgn si macik tur...lau terjumpa dgn dia jugak nanti...aku beranikan diri la tanya dia lau tau cerita pasal colgate... Laughing
hahah maybe time ko jumpa mak cik tue bro dia pun lupa dah kisah tue kan...x pun dia pula yg tiba2 start tue crita ma ko bro...x ko takajut tue sana...hahhah... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime13/5/2009, 10:09 am

aduh .... mahu pecah perut aku.... org mahu minta colgate ...lain yg d bagi
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime13/5/2009, 12:47 pm

ada ka..ada 1 vers lagi.
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime13/5/2009, 12:50 pm

Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime13/5/2009, 4:17 pm

yiez patzi wrote:
Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate

yiez... minta "colgate" boleh...? wahkakaka... geek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI Icon_minitime14/5/2009, 12:11 am

baby_puteranaga2 wrote:
siotto wrote:
tidak suda aku bro terjumpa dgn si macik tur...lau terjumpa dgn dia jugak nanti...aku beranikan diri la tanya dia lau tau cerita pasal colgate... Laughing
hahah maybe time ko jumpa mak cik tue bro dia pun lupa dah kisah tue kan...x pun dia pula yg tiba2 start tue crita ma ko bro...x ko takajut tue sana...hahhah... Laughing

mau nya tidak terkejut...harap2 tidak la aku terserempak lagi dgn macik tur...lau terjumpa jugak..aku sumbat terus mulutnya dgn colgate... Laughing
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