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dea_les@co
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PostSubject: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime1/5/2009, 2:06 pm
First topic message reminder :

Ini bukan sebarang lawak..lawak penuh ngan pengajarannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...baca lahhhhhhhhh

Ada sepasang suami isteri yg duduk dikampung. Oleh kerana rumah mereka yg
terlalu berdekatan dgn jiran tetangga. Maka sisuami pun mengajar bahasa yg
jarang digunakan oleh tetangganya.
Isteri beliau yg sengau sentiasa menurut kata kata suami nya itu. So suatu
hari suami nya berkata..

"Yang, kalau i cakap kongkek maknanya..kita main yer'

Isterinya mengangguk sahaja..

Dan pada malam itu si suami kegersangan dan bertanya pada isterinya '
Kongkek boleh tak yang?'

Si isteri pun 'ok'

Setelah penat projek, mereka pun mandi bersama. Waktu mandi isteri nya yg
sengau itu pun berkata

'Yang nak kongkek'

Beliau pun terperanjat.. tapi oleh kerana sayangkan isterinya..beliau pun
'buat projek' kat toilet itu. Isterinya pun membiarkan sahaja..

Setelah abis isterinya mandi dan berkata dgn suami nya.. ;' Yang nak
kongkek'

Suami nya berkata.. 'lah tak puas lagi ke?'

Isterinya menggeleng gelengkan kepala sambil berkata 'Kong kek!Kongkek!Kongkek!

Si suami got no choice pun melakukan lagi..

Selepas itu isterinya berkata.. 'Bole tak awak kasi saya kongkek'

Beliau mula naik radang dan tak faham dgn nafsu isterinya. Apabila beliau
hendak start lagi.. isterinya pun menahannya..

Saya bukan nak kongkek.. Saya nak ....

Colgate
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siotto
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime14/5/2009, 12:13 am
napster wrote:
yiez patzi wrote:
Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate

yiez... minta "colgate" boleh...? wahkakaka... geek

jangan bro...ketahuan ko oleh bini nati...ada karang ko memberus gigi tidak ber"colgate"... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime14/5/2009, 1:30 pm
napster wrote:
yiez patzi wrote:
Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate

yiez... minta "colgate" boleh...? wahkakaka... geek

boleh ba... boleh bla bit Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime14/5/2009, 3:00 pm
yiez patzi wrote:
napster wrote:
yiez patzi wrote:
Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate

yiez... minta "colgate" boleh...? wahkakaka... geek

boleh ba... boleh bla bit Laughing

Alalalalalalla...bola hah kena bagi colgate...tapi lepas tur bole blah ha... Laughing
gantung tur lau mcm tur...nasib tidak kena bagi berus jamban.... Laughing
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Mild_Seven21
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime16/5/2009, 4:45 pm
Macam2 lah dunia skrang ni.. Colgate pun dah jadi kongkek... What a Face Tapi lau dah pagi malam minta colgate... Dalam seminggu boleh masuk ICU ni macam..... Laughing

Very Happy Hidupkan Martabat Sioloon Fc Very Happy

Very Happy Kota Kinabalu Very Happy Papar Very Happy Labuan Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime17/5/2009, 2:12 am
siotto wrote:
yiez patzi wrote:
napster wrote:
yiez patzi wrote:
Laughing aduu... lawak jg crita nie.. kongkek = colgate

yiez... minta "colgate" boleh...? wahkakaka... geek

boleh ba... boleh bla bit Laughing

Alalalalalalla...bola hah kena bagi colgate...tapi lepas tur bole blah ha... Laughing
gantung tur lau mcm tur...nasib tidak kena bagi berus jamban.... Laughing

haiya... aku minta colgate ba.. bukan minta kongkek... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime17/5/2009, 2:36 am
lawak geng bgagar perut ku menahan ketawa...hahahahaha
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Liah
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 11:44 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing lawak juga ceta ni...ba jgn salah sebut arhhh klu beli colgate...hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 12:06 pm
kalu p kedai...beli konkek la...mesti dorg kasi pasta gigi..hehe..lawak ada jak
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andira_suriena
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 12:14 pm
jgn beli kolget....beli laa DARLIE....so time dia mandi tu... 'yangg,,nak darlie yang...." dont
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 12:18 pm
nanti dia ingat..."nak darling"sama jua tu...dia ingat nak apa...kena lagi...baik beli kodomo lion...tapi..kena juga tu..kodomo lion = kondom lain
beli jenama lain la... fresh n white..hehehee
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andira_suriena
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 12:39 pm
wakakakkaa Laughing kodomo layen lagilaa trok tu..fresh n white pun mcm tidak buli jg tu nti dia ingat "push up....pushh up",,,,haihhh...bagus beli bat gigi zaitun dgn kayu sugi...haahhhh!!! pale
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 1:08 pm
zaitun?nanti dia ingat zaitun, mnyak zaitun kan licin..kdg2 org pakai "keywords" tu untuk kegiatan sama juga tu..contoh.
"darling..nak ubat gigi zaitun"
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/5/2009, 1:19 pm
alah.. jgn gini ba... aku pakai fresh n white ni...
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime29/5/2009, 10:55 am
kaahhkahhkahhh!! Laughing
"...banggg..nak kayu sugi bangg...."
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime29/5/2009, 11:17 pm
andira_suriena wrote:
kaahhkahhkahhh!! Laughing
"...banggg..nak kayu sugi bangg...."

Adehhhh...nanti ya laink..abg bagi kayu sugi...lalink mau kayu sugi berapa inci? mau besar ka kecik?.. Laughing geek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime3/6/2009, 4:08 pm
mataiii la juga... bounce
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BaByBlaCk wrote:
mataiii la juga... bounce

apa yang mati? mati pucuk ka... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime3/6/2009, 11:58 pm
siotto wrote:
BaByBlaCk wrote:
mataiii la juga... bounce

apa yang mati? mati pucuk ka... Laughing


kalau mati pucuk tak dpt la colgate... hahaha... Laughing geek
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alalala,.. skg mau beli kena tgk brand da. nnt salah pengertian pula. pale
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime4/6/2009, 4:49 pm
napster wrote:
siotto wrote:
BaByBlaCk wrote:
mataiii la juga... bounce

apa yang mati? mati pucuk ka... Laughing


kalau mati pucuk tak dpt la colgate... hahaha... Laughing geek

Alalalalalalala...kesiannya kalau tidak dpt colgate...mana la sempurna kehidupan tur kalau mcm tur..palis2 di jauhkan bala... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime21/6/2009, 3:48 pm
dia minta colgate bgi kongkek
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime22/6/2009, 12:35 pm
mataiii laa ceta ni whahahaha.....lain diminta lain dibagi...bahaya dobel meaning ni ehhh wkakakaka Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SAYANG BINI   SAYANG BINI - Page 2 Icon_minitime23/6/2009, 10:07 am
Ala cam tak logik ja ceta ni...colgate jau sebut dgn kongkek
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