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haibara
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PostSubject: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime3/9/2007, 11:11 pm

Alkisah... .. Seorang lelaki melayu ponteng sembahyang Jumaat.
Sebaliknya dia masuk hutan untuk memburuberuang. Sedang dia terhendap2
di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan seekor beruang.


Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke
dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan
KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita
buruk ok. Ada lagi ..

Berita buruknya adalah beruang tadi
terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh bergerak lagi. "Ya
Allah," doa lelaki tersebut, "Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng
sembahyang berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini .. Ampunilah aku
ya Allah .. makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah beruang yang memburuku
Muslim yang beriman .. tolong ya Allah! Aminnn .."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! Beruang tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki tadi.


Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. beruang tersebut pun
berdoa, "Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina azabbannar.
Amin!"
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime4/9/2007, 12:37 am

Amin Ya Robbalalamin....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime4/9/2007, 2:49 pm

aduhhhhh.....Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
pandai beruang tue bace
doa makan.....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime5/9/2007, 11:31 am

selamat menjamu selera...
lepas ni kena baca doa bukak puasa la pula.. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime13/9/2007, 3:37 pm

hahaha....
ni beruang tanah ni....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime13/9/2007, 4:21 pm

wah kah kah... nahas lah org tu.. beruang dpt makanan free oo... jimat tenaga, x pyh lg memburu.. amiinn

p/s: dark, apa maksud ko beruang tanah tu?.. x paham lah sya?..
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime13/9/2007, 4:26 pm

kan ada beruang tanah...
beruang air...
mcm buaya...
ada buaya darat..
buaya tembaga..
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime13/9/2007, 4:32 pm

ohoho... itu mcm barulah sya paham... mcm polar bear n sun bear lah tu kan... ok dpt dah... tp kannnn... yg buaya tu sya mcm ada kureng lah.. adakah buaya tembaga itu haiwan n buaya darat itu manusia?... kekekeke...
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime13/9/2007, 5:53 pm

boya darat tak mkn bangkai...
tapi boya tembaga ni.....
apa pun die bantai...
hehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 1:14 pm

ehhehehehehehehe

:lol:
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 6:23 pm

DARKNESS88 wrote:
boya darat tak mkn bangkai...
tapi boya tembaga ni.....
apa pun die bantai...
hehehe...

habis tue buaye darat makan ape....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 7:46 pm

buaya darat mkn pompuan...
berhati2 ngan buaya darat ni...
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 8:41 pm

kire nye buaye darat
nie mcm ko lah yer....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 8:52 pm

arep wrote:
kire nye buaye darat
nie mcm ko lah yer....


weiiiiiiiiiii...
asal lak aku buaya darat...
xplain...
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 8:54 pm

ok..ok..ok...
aku ingat ko tergolong
dlm buaye darat gak.....pale
sowi lah bro.....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime14/9/2007, 8:56 pm

bro....
ni citer sal beruang..
asal lak jadi citer buaya ni...
off topic....
bro...
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime15/9/2007, 1:57 pm

ok..ok.ok...off off
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime16/9/2007, 10:17 pm

weiiiiiiiiiii....
arep mana ko bro....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime17/9/2007, 10:20 pm

korang neh.. lepas ni beruang kena baca doa buka puasa lak la... hehe ... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime18/9/2007, 12:50 am

beruang.....
baca doa buka puasa?????????
keluar air mata aku....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime19/9/2007, 4:31 am

think positif...hehe...
Alhamdulillah, beruang tu dah beriman... di atas doa lelaki yang poteng semayang jumaat tu...
rase2nye dia bukan nak makan lelaki 2, cume dia nak bekal nasi beriani yg lelaki tu bawa bersama ke dalam hutan... (anggap jelah dia bawa bekal kan waktu tengahari)...
kesimpulannya, happy ending....
beruang dapat makan nasi beriani...
lelaki tadi, dapat menginsafi diri lalu dirinya semakin beriman kepada Allah dan tak mahu ponteng semayang jumaat lagi... Smile
ok. x?
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime19/9/2007, 9:18 am

ctmanis wrote:
think positif...hehe...
Alhamdulillah, beruang tu dah beriman... di atas doa lelaki yang poteng semayang jumaat tu...
rase2nye dia bukan nak makan lelaki 2, cume dia nak bekal nasi beriani yg lelaki tu bawa bersama ke dalam hutan... (anggap jelah dia bawa bekal kan waktu tengahari)...
kesimpulannya, happy ending....
beruang dapat makan nasi beriani...
lelaki tadi, dapat menginsafi diri lalu dirinya semakin beriman kepada Allah dan tak mahu ponteng semayang jumaat lagi... Smile
ok. x?


kate2 ctmanis ni bmakne la...aduhai..
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime19/9/2007, 9:54 am

nuzhe wrote:
ctmanis wrote:
think positif...hehe...
Alhamdulillah, beruang tu dah beriman... di atas doa lelaki yang poteng semayang jumaat tu...
rase2nye dia bukan nak makan lelaki 2, cume dia nak bekal nasi beriani yg lelaki tu bawa bersama ke dalam hutan... (anggap jelah dia bawa bekal kan waktu tengahari)...
kesimpulannya, happy ending....
beruang dapat makan nasi beriani...
lelaki tadi, dapat menginsafi diri lalu dirinya semakin beriman kepada Allah dan tak mahu ponteng semayang jumaat lagi... Smile
ok. x?


kate2 ctmanis ni bmakne la...aduhai..





aduhai.....
alalalala.....
manjenya....
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PostSubject: Re: beruang yg beriman   beruang yg beriman Icon_minitime19/9/2007, 12:53 pm

DARKNESS88 wrote:
nuzhe wrote:
ctmanis wrote:
think positif...hehe...
Alhamdulillah, beruang tu dah beriman... di atas doa lelaki yang poteng semayang jumaat tu...
rase2nye dia bukan nak makan lelaki 2, cume dia nak bekal nasi beriani yg lelaki tu bawa bersama ke dalam hutan... (anggap jelah dia bawa bekal kan waktu tengahari)...
kesimpulannya, happy ending....
beruang dapat makan nasi beriani...
lelaki tadi, dapat menginsafi diri lalu dirinya semakin beriman kepada Allah dan tak mahu ponteng semayang jumaat lagi... Smile
ok. x?


kate2 ctmanis ni bmakne la...aduhai..





aduhai.....
alalalala.....
manjenya....




hehe... tibelah giliran ct nak bertanye...
Encik dark yg dihormati...
apenye yg "manjenye".... tu?
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dark apa yang "manjenye" tu 
beruang tu ke ....
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