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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: sakit jantung atau...... 22/10/2008, 6:13 pm | |
| Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalam bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian.
"Kenapa ni sayang?" tanya Salman. "I diserang sakit jantung", jawab isterinya. Salman berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia talipon, anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan berkata,
"Papa, acik Lan ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar."
Salman mula naik angin dan naik semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Mazlan (bukan nama sebenar) jiran mereka ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian. Salman menarik Mazlan keluar dan berkata,
"Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?" |
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Viero MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 105 location : Melbourne Website : https://www.facebook.com/Vieros Points : 12785 Reputation : 18 Number of posts : 2464
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Wand MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : menggatal,kk Tag ID: : SFC 03526 Points : 13016 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 3262
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 23/10/2008, 2:01 am | |
| aduuuuh c salman ni wat lawak ka pa |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 23/10/2008, 2:33 pm | |
| mmg bngap bha suaminya 2..buli2 dia pkr mcm 2 lg.. |
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otai_queen MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : Kudat Tag ID: : SFC 03014 Points : 15190 Reputation : 25 Number of posts : 6310
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 24/10/2008, 11:47 am | |
| kalau begini la punya laki..... tak lama la ni... |
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under18crew SIFU
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : Kota Belud Tag ID: : SFC 02544 Points : 13052 Reputation : 13 Number of posts : 16246
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 26/10/2008, 9:54 am | |
| - otai_queen wrote:
- kalau begini la punya laki.....
tak lama la ni... tak lama apa 2?hihi.. |
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Yakuza MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : penampang,beringgis,papar Points : 12606 Reputation : 3 Number of posts : 1457
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/10/2008, 12:36 pm | |
| boleh2 lagi laki dia ckp cm tu..... apa jenis manusia la dia ni |
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usman ELITE
Countries/State : Age : 42 location : labuan n kb Tag ID: : SFC 05218 Points : 14609 Reputation : 7 Number of posts : 3056
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 17/7/2009, 2:45 pm | |
| dayus punya laki..... inda pandai faham2... |
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General PG CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : Cowboi Town mariiiii... Tag ID: : SFC 05958 Points : 12413 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 1024
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putra_sky CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : kajang-bofot-keykey Tag ID: : SFC 04723 Points : 12507 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 1210
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/7/2009, 12:32 pm | |
| lagi satu ne desperate housewife... apa punya laki owhh |
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BaByBlaCk SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD Tag ID: : SFC 05018 Points : 13815 Reputation : 9 Number of posts : 2298
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/8/2009, 12:14 am | |
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ShUfFlE BoYz SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 28 location : Labuan - Miri Tag ID: : sfc 05259 Points : 12223 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 786
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/8/2009, 8:53 pm | |
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napster MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KLIA (hometown papar) Tag ID: : SFC 03920 Points : 17600 Reputation : 116 Number of posts : 6364
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/8/2009, 7:44 am | |
| mcmn blh dia nda terpikir tu.... hahaha... terlanjur sdh... |
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bod_supersperm SUPERIOR
Countries/State : Age : 43 location : kota kinabalu sabah Tag ID: : SFC 03551 Points : 14145 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 2276
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/8/2009, 9:11 am | |
| asataga naga,,takkan mau si jiran tu explain lagi yang dia merende dengan bininya tu... apa la laki tu..lurus bendul |
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napster MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KLIA (hometown papar) Tag ID: : SFC 03920 Points : 17600 Reputation : 116 Number of posts : 6364
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 9:50 am | |
| panic kali laki dia, bini dia kena sakit jantung... |
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eyra_az SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : kajang Tag ID: : SFC 03914 Points : 12619 Reputation : 0 Number of posts : 905
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 1:57 pm | |
| ya Rabbi.....ada pula punya laki mcm2...gilak... hehehheh.....tp cete ni best la...kalakar... |
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napster MODERATOR
Countries/State : Age : 40 location : KLIA (hometown papar) Tag ID: : SFC 03920 Points : 17600 Reputation : 116 Number of posts : 6364
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 3:35 pm | |
| - eyra_az wrote:
- ya Rabbi.....ada pula punya laki mcm2...gilak...
hehehheh.....tp cete ni best la...kalakar... hahaha... mcmn laki dia tidak paham...? sedangkan si eyra pun paham... |
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aRyE SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 33 location : K.k L!KAS<-->CpTaNG Tag ID: : SFC 06922 Points : 12136 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 883
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/9/2009, 1:27 am | |
| hahahaha bahaya ni cerita taw... |
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yazid_yusof REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 44 location : w/p labuan,keningau,seluruh sabah Tag ID: : sfc07903 Points : 11529 Reputation : 2 Number of posts : 363
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 10/9/2009, 2:02 am | |
| klu saya dua2 saya bagi penibai..salman ngan mazlan... |
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vanilla sky REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 39 location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas Tag ID: : SFC 06221 Points : 11607 Reputation : 5 Number of posts : 284
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 10:00 am | |
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DeeNe8786 SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 38 location : Kota Kinabalu, Tamparuli Tag ID: : SFC 07307 Points : 12076 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 835
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 6:38 pm | |
| Hahaha... Pura2 dia tidak paham... |
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Yueyn_yuyue REGULAR
Countries/State : Age : 34 location : Papar-KK....ari2 ulang alik p keja... Tag ID: : SFC 08002 Points : 11649 Reputation : 4 Number of posts : 495
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 6:49 pm | |
| Alaahai..Kalau la aku jd tu pompuan mmg aku MENYESAL dapat laki yg sebegitu bengap..Hahaha,, kalau aku kd tu lelaki pula,Aku suru tu lelaki keluar ruma juga...Tanpa Pakaian..Hahaha |
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De_Scarlet CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State : Age : 36 location : B'One.. Tag ID: : SFC06536 Points : 12521 Reputation : 1 Number of posts : 1165
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/10/2009, 10:33 pm | |
| hahahahaha..apa punya laki la..bengap ke lurus bendul 2..hehehe |
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Drifter@D5 SENIOR
Countries/State : Age : 41 location : kuantan phg Points : 12049 Reputation : 6 Number of posts : 521
| Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 10/10/2009, 1:50 pm | |
| bukan bg takut tu...lain macam jak hahahaha |
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