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SUPERIOR
SUPERIOR
AD3R

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Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 39
location : Kota Marudu
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PostSubject: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime16/3/2009, 4:22 pm
Akob
begitu asyik menonton perlawanan bolasepak di depan kaca TV, tiba-tiba
isterinya terus masuk, "Bang, lampu di halaman depan dah terbakar
tolong ganti yang baru ye".
"Pasang lampu?!!, kamu ingat saya nie TNB ke?" jawab Akob.
"Kalau abang tak mau tukar lampu, abang tolong betulkan paip air sebab airnya dah tak boleh keluar", minta isteri Akob lagi.
"Betulakan paip?, kamu ingat saya nie Jabatan Bekalan Air ke?", jawab Akob mengelak.

"Kalau
semuanya abang tak mau buat tak apalah, tapi kalau abang ke kedai nanti
jangan lupa tolong belikan saya gas memasak sebab rumah kita dah
kehabisan gas", kata isteri Akob.

"Mintak maap bebanyak saya tak kerja kat Petronas", jawab Akob dengan sinis.

Kerana
merasa terganggu Akob terus keluar ke rumah kawannya untuk menyambung
menonton perlawanan bolasepak. Kira-kira jam 2 pagi kemudian Akob pun
pulang kerumah. Akob menjadi hairan apabila mendapati lampu di halaman
terang benderang, Akob terus ke bilik air, dia sekali lagi terkejut
apabila mendapati paip air tak ada masalah lagi. Apabila ia ke dapur
Akob mendapati tong gas juga penuh.

Pada keesokan paginya Akob bertanya pada isterinya "Awak minta tolong pada siapa...?".

"Begini
bang, setelah abang keluar dari rumah semalam, saya menangis di halaman
rumah. Tiba-tiba ada seorang lelaki yang sedang melintas di depan rumah
kita, bertanya kenapa saya menangis. Saya ceritakan segala-galanya
kepadanya. Dengan rela hati dia sedia menolong saya tetapi dengan
bersyarat".

"Apa syaratnya?", tanya Akob ingin tahu.

"Syaratnya saya perlu pilih sama ada buatkan ia roti atau tidur
dengannya".

" Jadi awak buat roti apa untuk dia?", tanya Akob.

"Buat roti...?!!! Awak pikir saya nie Kedai Roti ke...?!!!"
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yew evo
CONTRIBUTOR
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yew evo

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Countries/State : Malaysia
Age : 35
location : KENINGAU- KOTA KINABALU-SELANGOR
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Number of posts : 1722

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime16/3/2009, 4:27 pm
:tepuk: pndai betul ko wat cerita..
ada story yg paling lawak lagiii.... geek
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under18crew
SIFU
SIFU
under18crew

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Age : 32
location : Kota Belud
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Number of posts : 16246

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime19/3/2009, 12:10 am
jawabnya tidur dgnnya lh 2..
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Wand
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Wand

Male
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Age : 40
location : menggatal,kk
Tag ID: : SFC 03526
Points : 12636
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Number of posts : 3262

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime19/3/2009, 7:38 pm
ish ishh..br padan muka sang suami hehe What a Face
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HondaCRV
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SENIOR
HondaCRV

Male
Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 36
location : Tawau-kota kinabalu
Tag ID: : SFC 05102

Points : 11783
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 694

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime23/3/2009, 12:50 pm
geek hahahha... lucu la adesss... tergelak sy baca nie crita..hahah geek

apa punya suami la 2.. jadi pengajaran nie crita..hahaha
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babylie89
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SUPERIOR
babylie89

Female
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Age : 35
location : Labuan
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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime24/3/2009, 9:57 am
wakakakaak
naaaaa mataiii bha..
kna sebiji laki dia bha
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Viero
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Viero

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Age : 105
location : Melbourne
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Number of posts : 2464

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime24/3/2009, 10:01 am
huhu... alang2 bah tu buat roti ja...wakakaka
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Mild_Seven21
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SENIOR
Mild_Seven21

Male
Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 36
location : Kota Kinabalu & Labuan & Papar
Tag ID: : SFC 04793
Points : 11775
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 992

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime26/3/2009, 12:32 pm
ahahahha... Kena balik si suami... Nasib bini nya inda pilih pilihan yang satu.. Lau inda putih mata lah dia..



p/s : apa2pun ko jua lah hensom boy....

Very Happy Hidupkan Martabat Sioloon Fc Very Happy

Very Happy Kota Kinabalu Very Happy Papar Very Happy Labuan Very Happy
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Girl
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Girl

Female
Age : 42
location : Kota Kinabalu
Points : 11288
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Number of posts : 150

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime2/5/2009, 9:56 am
kuang3... What a Face
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siotto
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siotto

Male
Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 44
location : Kudat - Lahad Datu
Tag ID: : SFC 02605
Points : 14827
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3274

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime2/5/2009, 11:26 am
aduuhhhh....jgn main2 bah pasal roti...dimakan bah tur...
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BaByBlaCk
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SUPERIOR
BaByBlaCk

Female
Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 38
location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD
Tag ID: : SFC 05018
Points : 13435
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 2298

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime3/7/2009, 11:03 am
padan muka lakinya tu...siapa suru pjaat...kotoh! Laughing Laughing
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SaM@kaNCh
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SaM@kaNCh

Male
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Age : 35
location : RuN-NOw,Kk
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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime11/7/2009, 10:21 pm
wakakakaka.. Laughing las2 suami dia pla kena baru dia tau hahah,,bgus ceta ni tau huhu What a Face kalau ceta ni d lakonkan huhu tidak dpt bayangkan wajah c suami tu haha What a Face
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usman
ELITE
ELITE
usman

Male
Countries/State : Sabah
Age : 41
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14229
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056

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PostSubject: Re: Kedai Roti   Kedai Roti Icon_minitime14/7/2009, 2:30 pm
lawak... lawak....
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