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PostSubject: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime25/11/2010, 6:20 am

Miss Ann seorang cikgu perempuan yang mengajar Bahasa Inggeris untuk tahun
1. Dia bagi assignment kat murid-murid suruh cari 3 ayat Inggeris dan kemukakan
pada hari Isnin nanti.

Ketika dalam perjalan pulang, abu salah seorang anak murid cikgu itu
ternampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada
satu sama lain. Dia terdengar lelaki tu menjerit "Shut up you !!". Apabila
sampai di rumah dia bertanya kepada bapanya, "shut up you" tu Bahasa Inggeris
ke? Bapa dia jawab, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, kata abu di dalam hati.

Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman. Masa superman
nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, Superman tu
Bahasa Inggeris dan bapa dia kata yes. Dua perkataan dah, kata abu.

Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan, dia ternampak ada seorang lelaki
dan seorang perempuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Perempuan itu kata
"Ladies first" balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itu pun Bahasa
Inggeris. Ah, lega nya kata abu.


Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.


Cikgu: OK boy, did you get the words?


abu: Yes, teacher.

Cikgu: Good, what is your first word?

abu: Shut up you !!!

Cikgu: What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?

abu: Superman !!!

Cikgu: Bloody fool! Get out from this class

abu: Ladies First


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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime25/11/2010, 8:28 am

mm terbaik la ayat2 bliau..ngee~
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime25/11/2010, 9:29 am

haahaha...mmg lucu la bro..... wakakakaa
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime25/11/2010, 3:41 pm

kebetulan jak c Abu tu dgr perbualan BI waktu tu, terus dia aplikasikan dlm pelajarannya...
budak begini yg bagus ni...
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime16/1/2011, 8:09 am

KEkekeke...terkena ngam2 situasinya..
Bijak2..
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime16/1/2011, 12:16 pm

mmg klu budak2 yg baru belajar...apa yg dia dgr, dia ikut saja...jgn kena dgn saya, suda... hihi
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime23/1/2011, 8:26 am

huiyooo...terer jg ne budak ne ek..hrp2 exam dia pass..hehee
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime23/1/2011, 1:02 pm

pengajaran kpd cikgu tue, lain kali jgn suruh cari pkataan english sj tp cari mksudnya jg..hehe Bagus
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime23/1/2011, 7:36 pm

LuVrAiN3 wrote:
pengajaran kpd cikgu tue, lain kali jgn suruh cari pkataan english sj tp cari mksudnya jg..hehe Bagus
nah, dgr kamurang bila bakal sifu BI berkata-kata... respek
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime23/1/2011, 11:43 pm

im wrote:
LuVrAiN3 wrote:
pengajaran kpd cikgu tue, lain kali jgn suruh cari pkataan english sj tp cari mksudnya jg..hehe Bagus
nah, dgr kamurang bila bakal sifu BI berkata-kata... respek

pgajaran buat smua bh tue...hehe
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime24/1/2011, 8:31 am

nice......pandainya budak ni...hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime27/1/2011, 12:56 am

memang dari dulu hehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime27/1/2011, 10:32 am

cuma skrg ni, budak tu msh sekolah ka lagi? Jangan2 suda di htr ke pusat pemulihan kali...hehe..
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words...   3 Words... Icon_minitime27/1/2011, 1:19 pm

i lebiu la abuuuuuu..bah no hp sini ! capattt!!!!
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