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PostSubject: antara BMW, JAGUAR n KANCIL....   antara BMW, JAGUAR n KANCIL.... Icon_minitime10/8/2007, 10:37 pm
Ada sebuah kereta Kancil sedang dalam
perjalanan dari Ipoh ke KL. Tiba-tiba enjin kereta tu mati. Driver tu
pun park kat tepi.. tengok apa masalah kereta dia.. Lebih kurang 5
minit lepas tu.. ada satu BMW datang dan park depan Kancil tu tadi.
Driver BMW tadi keluar dan berjumpa dengan driver Kancil tu.



Driver BMW: "Apa masalah dik..?"

Driver Kancil: "Ntah laa.. tiba-tiba je enjin ni mampus"

Driver BMW: "Boleh saya tengok"

river Kancil: "Silakan.. terima kasih "



Driver BMW ni tadi sibuk laa duk terjenguk-jenguk kat enjin Kancil tu. Dia pun pening kepala.



Driver BMW: "hmmm.. dik duk mana?"

Driver Kancil: "KL"

Driver BMW: "Macam ni jelah.. saya tarik kereta awak sampai KL, lepas tu bila sampai KL awak pegi la ke workshop."

Driver Kancil: "OK, mekasih bang" jawab driver Kancil

Driver BMW: "Saya pun nak ke KL ni. Ada tali"

Driver Kancil: "Ada.."

Diorang pun sibuk la duk ikat kereta dorang dengan tali. Bila dah selesai ikat, diorang siap sedia ke kereta masing-masing.

Driver BMW: "dik.. kalau saya bawak laju.. awak bagi la high beam so saya boleh slow sikit nanti"

Driver Kancil: "OK"



Dalam perjalanan ke KL, jalan tak berapa sibuk. Ada la dua tiga bijik
lori yang diorang potong. Tiba-tiba ada satu kereta Jaguar bawak laju
potong dorang dan dia bagi hon kat driver BMW tadi. Ajak race. Driver
BMW ni pun apa lagi, terus pecut kereta dia macam tak cukup tanah.
Memula Jaguar tu duk depan.. lepas tu BMW potong Jaguar tu.. Jaguar tak
puas hati.. dia bawak lagi laju.. BMW tu pun lagi la tak puas hati..
lagi laju dilanyaknya kereta dia. Race punya race.. polis trafik yang
duk standby bawah flyover perasan.. dia pun calling calling geng dia
kat flyover depan sana..



Polis1: "Weiii.. ko mesti tak caya.."

Polis2: "Apa halnya.."

Polis1: "Ada BMW race ngan Jaguar"

Polis2: "Apa yang peliknya.. biasa la.. nak kena saman la tu".

Polis1: "Punya la laju dorang bawak.. ada sebijik Kancil follow rapat
je.. siap bagi high beam lagi kat BMW tu suruh ke tepi sebab dia nak
potong..

Polis2: "lerr.. power giler Kancil tu"

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macam tak habis gak ceta dia ni... ler asyik potong steam jer...
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laaaa. pe yg x abis...ko jek yg x faham...
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tapi dari segi logiknya... aku tak faham cam mana kalu kita nak tunda kereta, boleh bawa laju???
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ntah.... tu dinamekan taktikl kotor..n penipu.. haha
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mmg power giler kancil tu...
agak2 mungkin 300kmj... 8)
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lol! lol! lol!
aku rase kesian kat kancil tuh.. mesti pastuh trus sewel..
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aku rase kancil tue
gerenti bleh jalan balik...
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weh....haibara citer ko tak ko habiskan citer tu.....
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da abis la tuh.. korang nak suh cite ape lagi..klu ko rajin ko jek la sambung :P
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wei...jgn camtulah sambunglah citer ko
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foyuu... laju tu kancil cucuk2 blkng BMW Laughing Laughing
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Wakakaka..

" Polis1: "Punya la laju dorang bawak.. ada sebijik Kancil follow rapat
je.. siap bagi high beam lagi kat BMW tu suruh ke tepi sebab dia nak
potong.. "

Ayat ni yang tidak buli tahan ni wakakaka..
Paham2 jak kamurang ah kakakakakaka
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hua3 crita da cam kena edit jau bukan dari keta rx7 ngan skyline ka 2 hehehhe
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kancil d tarik oleh BMW....pastu racing ngan jaguar............KOMPOMMMMM terkencing dlm seluar driver kancil tu......kasian de luhhhh... Laughing
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haha... tak abis2 aku ketawa baca story ni... lucu abis..!! hahahaha....
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