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mad
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 46
location : Sandakan,Tawau
Tag ID: : SFC 02182
Points : 12793
Reputation : 10
Number of posts : 2088
 |  Subject: Timbang Berat  27/12/2008, 6:52 pm | |
| Di sebuah Mall yang sesak dengan pengunjung.. ada satu
alat pengukur berat badan yang cukup canggih.. Hanya dengan
membayar RM 1.00 kita akan diberitahu berapa berat badan kita
oleh program komputer. Seorang gadis dan temannya mencuba
di tengah kerumunan orang.. Setelah memasukkan wang RM
1.00..mesin komputer menjawab: "47 kg!"
Gadis kedua cuba untuk menimbang, dan mesin komputer
menjawab: "52 kg!"
Setelah beberapa minit datang seorang wanita yang
cukup gemuk dan montel cuba menimbang dirinya di mesin itu.
Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.. mesin komputer mengeluarkan jawapan:
"Tolong naik sorang-sorang.. jangan ramai-ramai!" |
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jay-jay
SENIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 34
location : keningau--->k.k
Tag ID: : sfc 03683
Points : 11570
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 908
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 7:13 pm | |
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zul@LA
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : kapayan
Tag ID: : 03519
Points : 12379
Reputation : 12
Number of posts : 2259
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 7:18 pm | |
| kahkahkah  sesak nafas ba alat timbang 2 bro |
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mad
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 46
location : Sandakan,Tawau
Tag ID: : SFC 02182
Points : 12793
Reputation : 10
Number of posts : 2088
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 7:23 pm | |
| mgkalik la tu bro........nda ketahanan dia.... |
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otai_queen
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 40
location : Kudat
Tag ID: : SFC 03014
Points : 14810
Reputation : 25
Number of posts : 6310
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 8:47 pm | |
| nda bernafas tu alat penimbang...  |
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Huntez
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 37
location : KK @ Kota Keramat
Tag ID: : SFC 03599
Points : 11601
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 1554
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 8:58 pm | |
| canggeh2....mati la klu ada wujudnya real punya mesin |
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babylie89
SUPERIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 35
location : Labuan
Tag ID: : SFC 03942
Points : 11814
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 2753
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 27/12/2008, 9:07 pm | |
| wakakakaka..
ble thn gak komputer 2 ahhh..
nda kthnan uda dia 2..
wakakakak..
malu larrr cewek 2 nek p tmbang 2 brt bdn..
wakakaka.. |
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froneTier
ADMINISTRATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : Jesselton
Tag ID: : SFC 03082
Points : 12286
Reputation : 11
Number of posts : 2208
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4x4Drifter
SUPERIOR
Age : 34
location : Menggatal Kg Paling A
Points : 12039
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 2547
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 28/12/2008, 8:11 pm | |
| hahaha nih baru lah betul2 pecah perut aku oh hahahah  |
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thenone
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 37
location : Kota Kinabalu
Tag ID: : sfc 03675
Points : 12129
Reputation : 16
Number of posts : 1587
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 29/12/2008, 12:32 pm | |
| wkakakakakakaka......, |
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mad
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 46
location : Sandakan,Tawau
Tag ID: : SFC 02182
Points : 12793
Reputation : 10
Number of posts : 2088
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 29/12/2008, 2:34 pm | |
| mau jgk dia mrasa mcm mna naik pnimbang brat ba,kmu ni....hehehe |
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iemori69
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : KaYkAy CiTy
Tag ID: : SFC 03059
Points : 13074
Reputation : 12
Number of posts : 4507
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 29/12/2008, 5:15 pm | |
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Sapeq Kaminari
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 36
location : Beaufort-Kekuro-Pimping-K.K-Keningau
Tag ID: : SFC03784
Points : 12205
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 1953
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 30/12/2008, 1:48 pm | |
| wahhhh tekejut kali 2 mesin dua kali pusing kn hahahaha |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 32
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12672
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 30/12/2008, 6:11 pm | |
| ada prasaan jga bha pnimbang 2..kberatan btl trus dia tau.. |
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chico89
CONTRIBUTOR
Age : 34
location : keningautawau
Tag ID: : 03268
Points : 11595
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 1265
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 3/1/2009, 12:10 am | |
| ahahahha.. alat penimbang pun ada limit ka?? wakakkaka kcyan ppuan tu.. hihihihihi... |
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Wand
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : menggatal,kk
Tag ID: : SFC 03526
Points : 12636
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 3262
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 8/1/2009, 12:32 am | |
| muahahah..klu btul2 ada mesin ni  tp bngga jgk la sbb msti mesin ni made in malaysia kan? dah mesin tu ckp "Tolong naik sorang-sorang.. jangan ramai-ramai!" |
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usman
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14229
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 29/11/2009, 4:41 pm | |
| menguluk2 ni mesin tau...
bikin panas........ |
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CryZee
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : Kota Belud
Points : 11486
Reputation : 2
Number of posts : 836
| | Subject: Re: Timbang Berat 30/11/2009, 3:24 am | |
| hahahaha..
loyar buruk pla 2 pnimbang.. |
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