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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State : 
Age : 32
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12676
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
 |  Subject: sakit jantung atau......  22/10/2008, 6:13 pm | |
| Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja satu petang dan terdengar
suara isterinya dalam bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan
melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa pakaian.
"Kenapa
ni sayang?" tanya Salman. "I diserang sakit jantung", jawab isterinya.
Salman berlari ke bawah untuk menalipon doktor tapi belum sempat dia
talipon, anaknya yang berumur 5 tahun berlari datang dan berkata,
"Papa, acik Lan ada bawah katil ayah tak pakai suar."
Salman
mula naik angin dan naik semula ke biliknya. Memang betul Mazlan (bukan
nama sebenar) jiran mereka ada di bawah katil tanpa pakaian. Salman
menarik Mazlan keluar dan berkata,
"Lahanat kau Lan, isteri aku kena sakit jantung. Kau pulak cuba menakutkan anak aku ye?" |
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Viero
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 105
location : Melbourne
Website : https://www.facebook.com/Vieros
Points : 12409
Reputation : 18
Number of posts : 2464
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Wand
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : menggatal,kk
Tag ID: : SFC 03526
Points : 12640
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 3262
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 23/10/2008, 2:01 am | |
| aduuuuh c salman ni wat lawak ka pa  |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 32
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12676
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 23/10/2008, 2:33 pm | |
| mmg bngap bha suaminya 2..buli2 dia pkr mcm 2 lg..  |
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otai_queen
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 40
location : Kudat
Tag ID: : SFC 03014
Points : 14814
Reputation : 25
Number of posts : 6310
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 24/10/2008, 11:47 am | |
| kalau begini la punya laki..... tak lama la ni...  |
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under18crew
SIFU
Countries/State :
Age : 32
location : Kota Belud
Tag ID: : SFC 02544
Points : 12676
Reputation : 13
Number of posts : 16246
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 26/10/2008, 9:54 am | |
| - otai_queen wrote:
- kalau begini la punya laki.....
tak lama la ni... tak lama apa 2?hihi.. |
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Yakuza
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : penampang,beringgis,papar
Points : 12230
Reputation : 3
Number of posts : 1457
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/10/2008, 12:36 pm | |
| boleh2 lagi laki dia ckp cm tu.....
apa jenis manusia la dia ni |
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usman
ELITE
Countries/State :
Age : 41
location : labuan n kb
Tag ID: : SFC 05218
Points : 14233
Reputation : 7
Number of posts : 3056
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 17/7/2009, 2:45 pm | |
| dayus punya laki.....
inda pandai faham2... |
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General PG
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : Cowboi Town mariiiii...
Tag ID: : SFC 05958
Points : 12037
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 1024
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putra_sky
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 38
location : kajang-bofot-keykey
Tag ID: : SFC 04723
Points : 12131
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 1210
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/7/2009, 12:32 pm | |
| lagi satu ne desperate housewife... apa punya laki owhh |
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BaByBlaCk
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 38
location : BeAuForT>CpTuNk>LD
Tag ID: : SFC 05018
Points : 13439
Reputation : 9
Number of posts : 2298
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/8/2009, 12:14 am | |
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ShUfFlE BoYz
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 27
location : Labuan - Miri
Tag ID: : sfc 05259
Points : 11847
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 786
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/8/2009, 8:53 pm | |
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napster
MODERATOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 40
location : KLIA (hometown papar)
Tag ID: : SFC 03920
Points : 17224
Reputation : 116
Number of posts : 6364
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/8/2009, 7:44 am | |
| mcmn blh dia nda terpikir tu.... hahaha... terlanjur sdh... |
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bod_supersperm
SUPERIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 42
location : kota kinabalu sabah
Tag ID: : SFC 03551
Points : 13769
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 2276
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/8/2009, 9:11 am | |
| asataga naga,,takkan mau si jiran tu explain lagi yang dia merende dengan bininya tu...
apa la laki tu..lurus bendul |
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napster
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : KLIA (hometown papar)
Tag ID: : SFC 03920
Points : 17224
Reputation : 116
Number of posts : 6364
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 9:50 am | |
| panic kali laki dia, bini dia kena sakit jantung... |
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eyra_az
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 39
location : kajang
Tag ID: : SFC 03914
Points : 12243
Reputation : 0
Number of posts : 905
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 1:57 pm | |
| ya Rabbi.....ada pula punya laki mcm2...gilak... hehehheh.....tp cete ni best la...kalakar... |
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napster
MODERATOR
Countries/State :
Age : 40
location : KLIA (hometown papar)
Tag ID: : SFC 03920
Points : 17224
Reputation : 116
Number of posts : 6364
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 1/9/2009, 3:35 pm | |
| - eyra_az wrote:
- ya Rabbi.....ada pula punya laki mcm2...gilak...
hehehheh.....tp cete ni best la...kalakar... hahaha... mcmn laki dia tidak paham...? sedangkan si eyra pun paham...  |
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aRyE
SENIOR
Countries/State :
Age : 33
location : K.k L!KAS<-->CpTaNG
Tag ID: : SFC 06922
Points : 11760
Reputation : 4
Number of posts : 883
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/9/2009, 1:27 am | |
| hahahaha bahaya ni cerita taw... |
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yazid_yusof
REGULAR
Countries/State :
Age : 43
location : w/p labuan,keningau,seluruh sabah
Tag ID: : sfc07903
Points : 11153
Reputation : 2
Number of posts : 363
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 10/9/2009, 2:02 am | |
| klu saya dua2 saya bagi penibai..salman ngan mazlan... |
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vanilla sky
REGULAR
Countries/State :
Age : 38
location : beaufort-sipitang-sindumin-lawas
Tag ID: : SFC 06221
Points : 11231
Reputation : 5
Number of posts : 284
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 10:00 am | |
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DeeNe8786
SENIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 37
location : Kota Kinabalu, Tamparuli
Tag ID: : SFC 07307
Points : 11700
Reputation : 4
Number of posts : 835
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 6:38 pm | |
| Hahaha... Pura2 dia tidak paham... |
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Yueyn_yuyue
REGULAR
Countries/State :
Age : 34
location : Papar-KK....ari2 ulang alik p keja...
Tag ID: : SFC 08002
Points : 11273
Reputation : 4
Number of posts : 495
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 28/9/2009, 6:49 pm | |
| Alaahai..Kalau la aku jd tu pompuan mmg aku MENYESAL dapat laki yg sebegitu bengap..Hahaha,,
kalau aku kd tu lelaki pula,Aku suru tu lelaki keluar ruma juga...Tanpa Pakaian..Hahaha |
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De_Scarlet
CONTRIBUTOR
Countries/State :
Age : 35
location : B'One..
Tag ID: : SFC06536
Points : 12145
Reputation : 1
Number of posts : 1165
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 8/10/2009, 10:33 pm | |
| hahahahaha..apa punya laki la..bengap ke lurus bendul 2..hehehe |
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Drifter@D5
SENIOR
Countries/State : 
Age : 41
location : kuantan phg
Points : 11673
Reputation : 6
Number of posts : 521
| | Subject: Re: sakit jantung atau...... 10/10/2009, 1:50 pm | |
| bukan bg takut tu...lain macam jak hahahaha |
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