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PostSubject: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime24/10/2008, 8:41 pm
First topic message reminder :

Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki tua berumur 75 tahun telah berjumpa dengan seorang doktor untuk membuat analisis kesuburan dan jumlah kandungan sperma yang ada dalam air maninya. Kemudian doktor itu pun memberikan sebuah botol lalau berkata,

"Pakcik ambil botol nie, esok datang balik jumpa saya bersama dengan contoh air mani pakcik kat dalam botol nie ye."

Pada keesokan harinya, lelaki tua datang kembali bersama botol yang
diberikan oleh doktor itu semalam. Tapi doktor tu tengok takde apa pun
yang terisi kat dalam botol tu, kosong jer. Doktor tu bertanya lah kat
orang tua tu, "Apsal pakcik tak isi contoh air mani pakcik dalam botol
nie??".

Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab, "Tuan doktor, ceritanya
begini, pada mulanya tu, saya guna tangan kanan saya, tapi tak dapat
jugak. Kemudian saya gunakan plak tangan kiri, pun tak dapat jugak.
Kemudian saya suruh isteri saya tolong. Isteri saya guna tangan kanan
pun tak dapat, tangan kiri pun tak dapat. Kemudian isteri saya pakai
mulut plak, tak dapat jugak. Pas tu dier gunakan gigi, pun tak dapat.
Susah betul, sebab kami dah habis ikhtiar, saya panggil anak perempuan
jiran sebelah rumah kami, dier pakai tangan dengan mulut jugak, pun tak
dapat-dapat jugak", terang lelaki tua tu.

"APA??? Awak mintak
tolong dari anak perempuan jiran awak..???", tanya doktor tu terkejut
beruk. Lelaki tua tu pun menjawab lagi,

"Ya., betul tuan doktor, bagaimana kuatnya kami cuba, tapi masih jugak tak dapat nak bukak TUTUP BOTOL nie!!!"...
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:37 am
zhariffz wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt..
cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2..
hehehe


uina, bgs lg kuning tu, biru tu tahap dewa suda tu........hahaha


biru nda bole...itam pun nda bole jugak...jadi apa jak yg bole nih?
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:47 am
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
biru nda bole...itam pun nda bole jugak...jadi apa jak yg bole nih?


ikut mcm sy la, putih suci.........hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 10:01 am
zhariffz wrote:
M!$z D3v!L wrote:
biru nda bole...itam pun nda bole jugak...jadi apa jak yg bole nih?


ikut mcm sy la, putih suci.........hehehe


ceh..putih la kunuk.... tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 8:54 pm
zhariffz wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
nda jua larrr lri jauh sgt..
cma dia singgah d prhntiann wrna bru ja bha 2..
hehehe


uina, bgs lg kuning tu, biru tu tahap dewa suda tu........hahaha

klo mcm 2 aq p putih ja lar..
heheheh
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 9:05 pm
bikin suspen juga ni ceta eh....

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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/11/2008, 11:11 pm
thunder_riez wrote:
bikin suspen juga ni ceta eh....

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ramai jua saspen cita ni bro hohohoho.... len2 d fikir hahahaha, skali tgk len pla yg trjd..... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime26/11/2008, 7:59 am
Sapeq Kaminari wrote:
thunder_riez wrote:
bikin suspen juga ni ceta eh....

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ramai jua saspen cita ni bro hohohoho.... len2 d fikir hahahaha, skali tgk len pla yg trjd..... Laughing


yah...betul tuh...aku pn salah sorang yang tertipu pada awalnya...heheheeh
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime27/11/2008, 6:49 pm
adoi isk ingatkan apa jak hihi... 8)
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/11/2008, 12:41 pm
hahaha jeles tu doctor tu.. mo p test la tue wakakaka
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime28/11/2008, 12:45 pm
bikin saspen ja cerita ni....tp lawak la..
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime29/11/2008, 1:09 pm
under18crew wrote:
babylie89 wrote:
astaga..
bkin suspen plk ceta nie..
igt pa yg trjadi td..
hahahhaha

tntu dah pkir yg bukan2 nie td kn..hihi.

bukan kmu berdua jak..
suma yg baca ni mesti berfikiran yg sma jga tau..
ahahaah Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime4/12/2008, 9:39 pm
lol! ingatkan apa yang dia minta tolong tu... rupanya tu buka tutup botol la pulak...
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime4/12/2008, 10:08 pm
Wahahaha... Laughing Mantap nie cerita Buss... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime14/1/2009, 8:45 pm
hahaha~
igt apa tadi.. upanya tutup botol...
suspension tul ne story hahaha~
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime19/1/2009, 3:40 pm
wahaha mo kuning suda otak td hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime25/1/2009, 1:05 pm
hahahaaa...bikin suspek betul ni ceta oh.. geek
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime5/2/2009, 8:31 pm
aik...
tutup botol plak yg blum t'buka²...
patut la....

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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime29/11/2009, 4:28 pm
bikin saspen ja liau ni...
kekekekke.....
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime21/12/2009, 2:03 am
hahaha...doktor tue da fikir yg bukn2... Kesuburan - Page 2 630835
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime21/12/2009, 3:10 am
na keras juga tu tutup btolnya..
kesian c pak cik..hehehee..
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime7/2/2011, 2:46 am
ingat pa td.... rupa2nya.....
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime27/9/2011, 8:53 pm
cilaka punya penutup botol..ko klc suspen sa!!!

wakakakaaaa....
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PostSubject: Re: Kesuburan   Kesuburan - Page 2 Icon_minitime27/9/2011, 9:11 pm
rilek bro...rilek..hahaha...mmg bikin sspen ba..
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isk isk isk..lucu2..
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